I foresee this day containing eleven balloons with your face on them because of life being the way it is Son.

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Wisdom: If you find yourself being fingered always remember to SELL SELL SELL!

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I foresee this season containing 4073098130107507 pencil erasers because of your mom's appetite

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I foresee this hour containing eleven goldfish because of salty pirates on a boat.

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I foresee this season containing a few yoyos because of The Last Jedi being a SHIT movie

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I foresee this day containing 133 cobwebs because of The Last Jedi being a SHIT movie

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I foresee this day containing 4083 ghost islands because of money doesn't grow on trees

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I foresee this hour containing 1298 desks because of salty pirates on a boat.

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Wisdom: If you find yourself reading through SHIT tweets on Twitter always remember to try harder

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I foresee this week containing some FATTY-TATTY JELLY-BELLY BITCH-TITS because of reasons...

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Wisdom: If you find yourself with dandruff always remember block of cheese

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Wisdom: If you find yourself listening to a llama scream in the dead of night always remember block of cheese

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Wisdom: If you find yourself peeing alone always remember Burger King is only a bus-ride away

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Wisdom: If you find yourself eating a sandwich always remember to try harder

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Wisdom: If you find yourself reading through SHIT tweets on Twitter always remember no one loves you Dave

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I foresee this decade containing 4073098130107507 views on Youtube because of sandals

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I foresee this hour containing 793 goldfish because of reasons...

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I foresee this week containing -1 underwear models because of someone told me to say this

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Wisdom: If you find yourself 'INSERT EMOTION HERE' always remember to realize you suck

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I foresee this season containing 793 pencil erasers because of microwave popcorn

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