# fursonalootcrate

Chain. (It's +30 attack, but too big for you.)

Boots. (+20 attack when paired with chain, but also too big for you.)

Belt. (Probably spanked people before.)

Maybe some mohawk hairs and metal gears.

This is all hypothetical anyway. I can't be defeated.

10 124
2019-09-20


Y'all would get my headphones, a can of Seagram's Jamaican Me Happy, and my beloved child

0 7
2019-09-19

Flannel is the rarest drop. A random birding book is basically guaranteed every time

1 1
2019-09-20


Charlie edition!
If you defeat the alpha gamer you get a mercy hoodie, her fav eyeshadow, and code red ! ( mamma stole all the baja :/ )
Single cans of code red have the highest drop rate, the hoodie is an ultra rare drop !

0 3
2019-09-20

Eh what the hell, I'll throw my hat in

0 17
2019-09-20

Some of these have extra meaning, but it's a SECRET

2 4
2019-09-20

The pillows are by far the most common drop

0 8
2019-09-20

This is what you get if you bodied Monty in an RPG

Bottle of Cider: Recover All Health
Gold Retro Watch: +10 to Style / +5 to Charisma
Pile of Ink Pens: Use with Paper to Craft Drawings

3 79
2019-09-20



His weapon drop chance is only 3% but the chance to get the shirt or the boombox is 70% and 27% respectively.

0 3
2019-09-19


Macabre yields a high chance of dropping a full trash bag, which is kinda like another lootcrate!!!

0 4
2019-09-20

I wanted to join the thing (art by @/TimLiljefors)

0 1
2019-09-20



Please don’t hit him he paid a LOT of money for those glasses

0 15
2019-09-20