if u say my mom was swag ill microwave ur pillow

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To fire its most powerful weapon, the Satellite Cannon, the Gundam X is supercharged with Microwaves emmited from a Moon Base

When Activating the attack, its Back Panels fold out in the shape of an X

The Gundam X in universe is a legend due to how destructive it was

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well yeah. thats why I said its the most powerful microwave in exustence, with no joke

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wow. female cheese. imagine putting her disembodied head in the microwave and melting cheese onto her face and licking the goop off her face. that would be pretty cool I think.

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DIALOGUE 11
Chocolate new formula fair trade microwave best before recycled calcium sodium nutrition classic.
Handmade collage loop.

20/20
0.75 $xtz

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it couldn't really my fault that last the microwave was melted on the inside when I had melted chocolate in it

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Put him in the microwave

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POV: you put Leona and Iori in the microwave (Leona had a spoon in her back pocket)

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Copy pasta works in the short term, but it will not keep its value long term. If you went to 1984 would you rather have the Original “Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle” comic. Or would you rather have the first “Microwaved Pre-Pubescent Kung Fu Gophers” comic.

The 🍌🐀 has spoken.

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rotates him like hes in a microwave

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AGP 193-
WE ARE BACK!
Hope you continue to read and enjoy the adventures of Vesta and the cast!

And so, Vesta and Bowie went back to give Abel a surprise, after they destroyed his last Microwave.

Read it all:
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Hey guys! Today's Valentines day!! I have a bet with the carnivores that keeps around.. That Xeno and I are cuter than they are! You guys get to decide. Plot twist, Xeno microwaved those beers for "science" earlier this morning >.>

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What if I gave you mini me in a microwave

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Proto Adopt 2️⃣0️⃣1️⃣ the Neon Microwave! Such a fun boi to have worked on XD
SB:1️⃣5️⃣0️⃣
MI: 5️⃣
AB: To Be Determined

Ends in 24 hrs!

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