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Oleander: "TURN THIS TANK AROUND IMMEDIATELY!!!"
Raz: "Right away, sir! *He turns the steering wheel in the tank around really fast and the duo spin around in circles and mess up the test track and crash into a teens' cabin.*"
Based on Spongebob Season 9 Episode Bumper to Bumper.
Oleander: "Good morning class, sorry, I'm late. I got caught in traffic on the way in here when that whole I wouldn't be doing this for the rest of my life thing and I...Anyway...We have a new student today...So let's put on our happy faces for...Boyd Cooper!" (Cursed) @SLXSTUDIO
Oleander: "*Walking to his home* Now to have the rest of that pasta...*He giggles and opens the door and stands there in shock.* Ahhhh!"
Raz, Augustus, and Donatella: "SURPRISE!!!"
Raz: "To the greatest instructor ever!"
Based on Spongebob Season 2 Episode No Free Rides.
Deliveryman: "Excuse me, I am looking for a Coach Oleander."
Oleander: "Yes, that's me."
Deliveryman: "Your new jeep's here, just sign for me please."
Raz: "Speaking of signatures, would you help sign this to save Whispering Rock?"
Deliveryman: "Why would I care about that?"
Raz: "What happened?"
Oleander: "Oh nothing, Razptuin, You just struck another pedestrian *Writes this down on his clipboard with his pencil* -20 more points."
Raz: "How many does that leave me with?"
Oleander: "Negative 224..."
Based on Spongebob Season 2 Episode No Free Rides.
*Oleander is drinking water from the sink. Lili walks into the general washroom in the main lodge to find him there.*
Lili: "Oh hi (*Makes a confused/disgusted face*) Coach Oleander?"
Oleander: "*Stops drinking* Oh helloooooooooo *he spits the water on her*"
Oleander: "Now just settle down and watch this movie on Basic Braining Safety... *He puts the projector on and smiles as the video plays.*"
Based on Spongebob Season 11 Episode Teacher's Pests.
@BantBeOdd @RileyClifford5
Raz: "I'm ready here I come! Coach Oleander, I'm ready! I'm Ready! I'm Ready! I'm ready eedddedddyy!!!"
Oleander: "*Tired, dismayed, and shaking his head* I'm not ready..."
Based on Spongebob Season 1 Episode Boating School.
*Raz crashing on the course going off course, getting out of Oleander's mind and into camp!*
Raz: "I can do this! I can do this, Coach Oleander!"
Oleander: "The Basic Braining Test is over, Razputin! Stop the tank!"
Raz: "Coach Oleander, I can do THIS!"
Oleander: "Dr. Loboto, this dinner has been so wonderful! The steak is grilled to perfection! *Chuckles* I don't even think I could eat another bite!"
Loboto: "Oh, I doubt that, my little army man!"
Oleander: "*Giggles* You're spoiling me Dr. Loboto!"
Oleander: "Alright class, please say "Hello" to our new classmate, Dr. Loboto!"
Based on Spongebob Season 9 Episode Tutor Sauce.
@DanielogiPl @RileyClifford5
Oleander: "Ah...You know there's something different about you tonight, Cal. You've been such a good listener and that manly musk you're wearing *sniff* ooooooohhhh my."
Oleander on the date with "Loboto" (Fake Loboto)
Based on Spongebob Season 12 Episode My Two Krabses.
Raz: "Oooo...Dont worry Mr. delivery Man, I got this!!! *Puts the jeep into reverse*"
*The jeep backs into Oleander's classroom, everyone gives a concerned look*
Oleander: "Oh! NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!"
*He gets out of the rubble and blows up*
@RileyClifford5
Raz: "I do have an antenna under my hat! There's some guy giving me all the answers! It's all true! I'm cheating! I'm cheating! I'm cheating! *Oleander watches with shock on his face as Raz says this and its go of the wheel.*
Based on Spongebob Season 1 Episode Boating School.
Oleander: "*Painting outside, in the meadow, relaxed* Ahhhhh...I feel so serene now that I'm away from that homicidal maniac, Razputin." Based on Spongebob Season 4 Episode Mrs. Puff You're Fired.
Scene request for @DanielogiPl :)
Oleander: "*Mimicking car sounds like a dummy, with a dumb expression on his face, while Milka pushes his jeep which is upside down, with a dumb expression on her face. They're dumb as Dogen* VROOOM!!!"
Based on SPongebob Season 9 Episode Salsa Imebecilicus (I hate this episode).
Oleander: "*Looks and pets the tiny lungfish in the cardboard box happily*.
Raz: "These little cuties were hiding in your boathouse!"
Oleander: "*He picks one up* Oh! Aren't you adorable?"
Raz: "Oh...Coach Oleander, you're pretty cute too..."
*Raz crashes the tank forward and backwards while trying to back out, causing Oleander to blow up.*
Raz: "I'm sorry, Coach Oleander, I know what I did wrong."
Based on Spongebob Season 8 Episode Demolition Doofus (Hate this episode but a great drawing lol).