Mara ducks as a Corellian flies across their table. "Sometimes the only answer to an insane world is insanity Skywalker" Luke nods and they both stand to face the bar brawl with blades lit. "Mara, you are my one in five trillion."

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My personal favourite, Care-leh Dee (pronounced Care Lady) who "uses empathy to absorb all negativity". She's a trillionare who became extraordinarily enlightened after getting trapped in an avalanche in mountains near Kathmandu. Can levitate.

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For Sale: Only $18 million!

Luxury Doomsday

Spend Doomsday In Luxury

End of the World

https://t.co/W733yTtPDW

In Style

You Get Your I've Got Mine

How to steal a dollars: First claim there is a Pandemic.....

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i needed to try out some of the other drawing apps i have installed on my ipad and i just rewatched the sonic riders fandub for the fifteen trillionth time (and introduced to it) so naturally i-

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"Why are you complaining? Some people call me the most stable babysitter ever. That'll be two-trillion dollars, please."

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Renoko having a big meal of several trillion galaxies
https://t.co/mIqVS0ZU4f

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art wip cus i havent posted art in 5 trillion years hhhhahjajaj

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Either a) A deity decided to "create" a trillion varied species of bacteria, 17k species of lichen & 28k species of fish; Or b) these species evolved by adaptation to different environments over millions of generations through the refinement of mutations which improved survival.

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I'm sorry Mrs. Raymond, I am for R E A L

Never meant to make your son cry

I apologize a trillion times

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Republicans finding trillions for corporate welfare

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All schools closed

Millons laid off or furloughed and told to stay home.

Trillions being spent by the government just so the economy and civilization doesn't crash.

Hospitals overrun all over the world

But ya your right no big deal.

Go buy your toilet paper. -_-

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Dear Yesung please stay safe. We always love and support you. Although we're not close to you, we always hope you'll be happy. Please reach out to your closest ones, I hope you'll get help that you need. Be strong because 37.2 trillion cells in your body need you to be alive. 💙

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Dear please stay safe. We always love and support you. Although we're not close to you, we always hope you'll be happy. Please reach out to your closest ones, I hope you'll get help that you need. Be strong because 37.2 trillion cells in your body need you to be alive.

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“...and if you tell anyone,”
She paused, parting the bush back.
“I will stab your stinky guts a zillion, trillion times!” 🔪
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they call "bubble", but the
real bubble is backed by $ 22 trillion
American debt. My latest on https://t.co/HDofuNGoir

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Here's an unfinished piece of Tristana I did awhile back. If it gets one trillion retweets I'll finish it ;)

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There’s a trillion but I picked 3 so you can choose! Thank you for the chance!

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69) The spiderfang grots believe the Bad Moon is a giant god-spider’s egg, and that one day it will hatch, raining trillions of arachnids of various sizes all across the realms. When asked by other grots why that would be a good thing they have but one reply. ‘...Spiders!’

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i don’t care if it’s been done a trillion times before

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