rotating in the microwave of my head

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open rp : i put you into the microwave and turn the microwave on for 3 minutes and i stare at you until you're fully cooked

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like to put him in a microwave

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Don't forget to take out the marshmallow before he gets too big for the microwave

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Made a whole bunch of rice in the microwave rice cooker earlier, a good 4 portions worth. Mightd do another bulk, see if I can ensure I've always got rice in, if nothing else!

Stay toasty!

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She saw someone microwave a oreo https://t.co/Y1Ea6Hfq8N

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誕生日がまた来ました
711の安物を食べる時が来ました

Birthday here again, I’ll heat up microwaveable 711 food.

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GN. We eventually all devolve into meat that is crudely fashioned into Salisbury steak and jammed into TV dinners and brought to life by a microwave barely capable of heating a cup of day old coffee let alone a meal constructed out of loneliness.

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kill him
throw him into the nearest microwave
punt him across the room
(this is NOT affectionate)

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pov: you're the food in the microwave.

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Rose are red
ETH red too
I don't know what to do
microwave

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Heyo I'm Eraser!
I'm a computer mouse artist who draws OCs :]
Friends yall should follow: (OF COURSE INCLUDE THE MICROWAVE)
TW: blood, implied death
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(wip ) my wife likes to put me in the microwave

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so basically ever since christine (the only person in his life who could cook and keep him properly functioning) left him he's shared microwaved lasanga dinners w/ wong in the sanctum and most nights passes out on the couch

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Angelica Jones aka is a mutant w/ the power to generate & manipulate microwave radiation, who first appeared as one of Amazing Friends; for a time, she ran w/ before teaming w/ heroes like the &

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Ah yes… the Sky rat is now a microwave— Now I can smash his screen like he did to Jambee… as revenge for what he did to Jambee~

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