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Oleander: "And some guy miles away from here is giving you all the answers...*Oleander and Raz laugh with each other. Dogen continues to laugh as well. Oleander begins to calm down. Oooooo....yes...but, that would be cheating."
Based on Spongebob Season 1 Episode Boating School.
Oleander: "*Panicked* We don't have much time! In a few minutes we'll be flattening millions of innocent lives!!!"
Raz: "*Panicked* Innocent lives?"
Oleander: "*Looks at Raz* And you're the only one that could save them!"
Raz: "Only one that could save them?!"
Oleander: "*Oleander begins to chase down raz cause he still hungry. This is not a good thing.* Just one taste!"
French Narrator: "Bon Appetit!"
Based on Spongebob Season 12 Episode Kooky Cooks.
Loboto: *Gasp. His eyes go through the hole of Coach Oleander's fence. He sees a bunch of carrots left unattended and picks them.*
Oleander: "*Snoring and sleeping* Must protect garden...only thing that makes life worth living..."
Based on Spongebob Season 7 Episode Growth Spout.
*Oleander Blows Up and Lili, Loboto, and Benny bounce off of him.*
Lili, Loboto, and Benny: "*In unison* WOOOAH!!!"
Oleander: "*Grunts and pulls the pastry (With Raz inside) off of him and eats it in one humongous bite!!!*
Based on Spongebob Season 12 Episode Kooky Cooks.
Oleander: "*Drives up to the main lodge in his new car/hot rod.* What do you think of my new hot rod?"
Raz: "It's beautiful, Coach Oleander! Let me take it for a spin!"
Oleander: "*Oleander and Raz laugh* No :("
Based on Spongebob Season 4 Episode Wishing You Well.
*The campers, who were watching Raz and Dogen fight leave. Cue angry Oleander coming in. He grabs Raz and Dogen by their heads angrily.*
Oleander: "What's going on here?! WELL..."
Dogen: "Raz and I were fighting"
Based on Spongebob Season 3 Episode New Student Starfish.
Raz: "Cheater! I'm a cheater! Cheater!"
Oleander: "No! No! NO! It's Quite alright! You can cheat today!"
Raz: "I'm cheating!"
Oleander: "That way, Raz! That way! It's ok to cheat today! That way! That way! Cheat that way!"
Based on Spongebob Season 1 Episode Boating School.
Raz: "Look at me everyone! I'm driving! I'm driving! I'm driving!"
Oleander: "Goodness. You're driving! You're DRIVING ME CRAZY!!! *Grins evilly, laughs and jumps.* Let's make the road REALLY BUMPY!"
Based on Spongebob Season 11 Episode Girl's Night Out.
Oleander: *Moans and groans in disgust (Angrily) and confusion as he pulls his broken jeep off his backside*
Based on Spongebob Season 11 Episode Drive Happy.
Considering selling my bovine OCs Azalea and Oleander, they'd probably need to be sold together because most of their art is together.
Roughly 11 peices of them all together.
Offers over 50$ will be considered.
Oleander: "*In Raz' Thoughts* MAKE SURE YOU RETURN THAT BATHROOM KEY TO MY DESK OR YOU'RE IN BIG TROUBLE, MISTER!!!!!"
Based on Spongebob Season 6 Episode Ditchin'.
Idea Credit for @DanielogiPl
@JW_the_3rd (To see)
🎵Oleander: "Help! Please! Help! Mr. Bun is up in a tree! *Sadly* I've had him since I was a little boy...*Sniffles and cries* But now it looks like the end of his world... *The branch with Mr. Bun falls* NOOOOO!!!"
Based on Spongebob Season 3 Episode The Sponge Who Could Fly
Raz: "Boyd says, he's going to kick my butt..."
Oleander: "WHAT?! THERE SHALL BE NO BUTTKICKING IN ANY CLASS OF MINE!!!! THIS IS AN ADULT PROGRAM, RAZPUTIN!!! Just leave it to me!
Raz: "Awww...Thanks Coach Oleander, I knew I could count on you."
*Raz starts the tank and Oleander goes crazy and keeps saying 'woah!!!'"
Based on Spongebob Season 1 Episode Boating School.
*Clem and Loboto joust with clarinets. Oleander stands big in between them with cymbals and clashes them with the cymbals. Benny is annoyed by all this.*
Based on Spongebob Season 2 Episode Band Geeks.
Raz: "Dogen You can't do that he's the teacher!"
Oleander: "What about the teacher? *Grabs the paper from Raz and Raz Screams* What-I? AS IF I REALLY LOOK LIKE THIS?! *He puts the drawing away in his desk with his foot*"
Based on Spongebob Season 3 Episode New Student Starfish.
Raz: "...IN THE HALL!!! ALL RULES WILL BE ENFORCED IN THE HALL!!!"
Oleander: "Ok...Just take the hat and belt..."
Raz: "I can't accept that, sir, First I have to make my speech."
Based on Spongebob Season 1 Episode Hall Monitor
Raz: "So, What do you say, Coach Oleander? *Oleander does his seatbelt* Let's Get This Part Started!"
*Raz bumps the tank twice, while trying to back out. Oleander Blows up and has a funny expression*
Based on Spongebob Season 8 Episode Demolition Doofus (Which I HATE!!! >:()