Imagine being me, minding your own business, then suddenly pumps like hundreds of thousands of calories Into you. 💦💦💦

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oh dear, wasn't wise of you to go scavenging in the kitchen around a big hungry fox... you might worth a few calories... ☠️

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By Dave Pollot Art, Calorie Composition

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Day 5: Comfort

"It's okay Carol, these feelings aren't bad. You didn't ruin anything, I promise. It couldn't have been easy opening your heart up to me like this... No matter what happens, I'll always love you, and nothing will ever get in our way."

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A drawing for Day 1 of
‘s Calori Week.

Lori is taking a selfie of the great time she’s having with Carol. While Carol is a bit shy, she’s very flattered and happy to be hanging out with Lori ^_^

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Day 1: Selfie

Golden opportunities don’t happens every day. Never let them pass you by, especially when they’re about showing your true feelings to a loved one.

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🚨Today is the day!🚨

We are extremely excited to announce our new partnership with ! Full of natural caffeine, with zero calories. Try some out and use Code: SH for 10% off of your purchase!

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Hey , sorry I won't be able to participate in due to college and other projects I'm working on. :c
But I made this for you! It's not much, but I hope you like it man! C:

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This mouse ate too many ice cream sandwiches and she doesn't give a damn. What a boss! 🐭🍨🍭

Expect food from all over the Kingdom, calories and delicious thighs in the next build of Princess & Conquest!

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This Is Caloricleader He is A YouTuber Just Like Me you could also find him on TikTok Too this is what he looks like in the Loud House world

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You can only cum twice a day? What is that, like a 5-10 calorie intake? Pfft. You need to consume 2000 calories per day to maintain a healthy diet, you know. Allow me to be of assistance~

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Brown fat is a special type of body fat that is activated when you get cold. It produces heat to help maintain body temperature in cold conditions. It also contains many more mitochondria than white fat; these "engines" burn calories to produce heat.

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They eat bones. They get almost all of their calories from BONES.

That thing which EVERYTHING ELSE WILL LEAVE BEHIND.

Is their JAM.

God, talk about a survivor! Talk about a niche!

IF YOU DIE ON EARTH THERE IS A NONZERO CHANCE THAT THESE FABULOUS DINOSAURS WILL EAT YOUR BONES.

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Now Big Biz Wolf moves his way up to a nicer house, to outgrowing a limo, and finally eating his way all the way up the corporate ladder with high-calorie takeovers

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look at this precious

mcqueen: oh god oh god i ate too much how do i reverse this WITHOUT losing my face oh GOd ugghhh
mcqueen: THATS IT I'LL..... TELL MY SISSIES WE SHOULD TRAIN EVEN IN THE NEW YEARS BY RUNNING

ryan dober: we kno ur burning ur calories it ok we lov u sis

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Alcremie cream is loaded with 100,000 kilocalories. Oh boi

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C'est bientôt le lancement de la compagne de financement du vol.2 ! Retrouvez Lucas et Castiel dans 42 positions qui allient sexe et sport ! C'est le moment pour perdre toutes les calories gagnées durant les fêtes ! XD

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