DIRK: Maybe some day, when we're both old men, you can live a quiet life tending to your fossils, and I will do the same with my dear collection of simple-minded chat robots fixated on puppet ass.

ahhhh the good life

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DAVE: wait
DAVE: you
DAVE: you dated jake?
DIRK: Yeah.
DIRK: That didn't last long though.
DIRK: It was really lopsided and kind of forced.
DAVE: ...
DAVE: so
DAVE: you
DAVE: ...
DAVE: hmm
DIRK: What?
DAVE: nothing

ok dave

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DIRK: I think I get it.
DIRK: And sure.
DIRK: You're welcome for me existing.
DAVE: hey can that be like
DAVE: the motto on our family crest
DIRK: I think it already is.

<333 i love this for them

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DAVE: you dont actually seem like a bad person to me though
DIRK: No?
DAVE: nah
DIRK: Why not?
DIRK: We did just meet, after all.
DAVE: because
DAVE: i dunno if truly bad people wrestle so much with whether theyre good or bad

:')

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DIRK: I guess I meant real problems.
DIRK: Involving...
DIRK: People.
DAVE: oh
DAVE: those

im going to die a slow and painful death

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DIRK: So when are we supposed to fight?
DAVE: god i hope soon

i- yeah me too dude

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KARKAT: I'M NOT A LEADER ANYMORE. END OF STORY.
KANAYA: That Isnt What Echidna Said

its bc theres more to being a leader than giving orders. remember when dirk said he wasnt the leader, roxy was? its bc being a leader is about holding people together

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happy birthday to tao asker berhan askang liang!! sorry it could only be this but a gift 2 my malewife dirk

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ROSE: As long as you are willing to similarly excuse the spectacular demise of my capacity for artful self-expression.
ROXY: omg!!!!
ROXY: ahahah youre dirk!
ROXY: wow wow i just caught it wow wow wow!

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Dirk Wüstenhagen Imagery
Two birds

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so mad. i found a hi-res version of dirk's room but it's from synchronize/unite so its got the big fucking alchemiter in the center of the damb room

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DIRK: Could you please just leave me alone.

i cant even imagine the amount of grief hes suffering right now.

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I feel like brain ghost dirk doesn’t get enough credit.... he was pretty much one of the only things keeping me from sobbing all of hs2

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Hi I'm Dirk, I'm a pansexual and genderfluid puerto rican artist and animator, I like fantasy things and I'm making a webcomic

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Dirk and Pete take their work out in the gym very serious.

But the two coaches deserve a good cheat day once in a while I am right? At least the meat is full of protein!!

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hihi happy im dirk, im a chinese-american trans man huhu. i like using bright colors in my work to illustrate my ocs!!

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Collab baby refs between me and ! ^v^ (( She made the lines and I did the coloring ))
Aliz (left) is Markiloz and Aubrey's daughter, and Dirrek (left) is Dirk and Zark's son! 💚✨

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Hi my name is Dirk and im a latino genderfluid artist, also obligatory picture of Tippy

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Instagram Requests: Part 3
Dirk: Here ya go he looks fressh
Jade: she go rawr heehee
Gamzee but he Trapeze: i didnt know wtf that was but then i did and- well-
Mafia Au Gamzee: Here ya go you simp ass lmao

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Thank you to for requesting my first doodles of these!
I decided to color the lineart and then kinda color palette some things with the color I used for the lineart hehe

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