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DIRK: Maybe some day, when we're both old men, you can live a quiet life tending to your fossils, and I will do the same with my dear collection of simple-minded chat robots fixated on puppet ass.
ahhhh the good life
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DAVE: wait
DAVE: you
DAVE: you dated jake?
DIRK: Yeah.
DIRK: That didn't last long though.
DIRK: It was really lopsided and kind of forced.
DAVE: ...
DAVE: so
DAVE: you
DAVE: ...
DAVE: hmm
DIRK: What?
DAVE: nothing
ok dave
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DIRK: I think I get it.
DIRK: And sure.
DIRK: You're welcome for me existing.
DAVE: hey can that be like
DAVE: the motto on our family crest
DIRK: I think it already is.
<333 i love this for them
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DAVE: you dont actually seem like a bad person to me though
DIRK: No?
DAVE: nah
DIRK: Why not?
DIRK: We did just meet, after all.
DAVE: because
DAVE: i dunno if truly bad people wrestle so much with whether theyre good or bad
:')
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DIRK: I guess I meant real problems.
DIRK: Involving...
DIRK: People.
DAVE: oh
DAVE: those
im going to die a slow and painful death
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DIRK: So when are we supposed to fight?
DAVE: god i hope soon
i- yeah me too dude
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KARKAT: I'M NOT A LEADER ANYMORE. END OF STORY.
KANAYA: That Isnt What Echidna Said
its bc theres more to being a leader than giving orders. remember when dirk said he wasnt the leader, roxy was? its bc being a leader is about holding people together
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happy birthday to tao asker berhan askang liang!! sorry it could only be this but a gift 2 my malewife dirk
ROSE: As long as you are willing to similarly excuse the spectacular demise of my capacity for artful self-expression.
ROXY: omg!!!!
ROXY: ahahah youre dirk!
ROXY: wow wow i just caught it wow wow wow!
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so mad. i found a hi-res version of dirk's room but it's from synchronize/unite so its got the big fucking alchemiter in the center of the damb room
DIRK: Could you please just leave me alone.
i cant even imagine the amount of grief hes suffering right now.
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I feel like brain ghost dirk doesn’t get enough credit.... he was pretty much one of the only things keeping me from sobbing all of hs2
Dirk and Pete take their work out in the gym very serious.
But the two coaches deserve a good cheat day once in a while I am right? At least the meat is full of protein!!
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hihi happy #TDOV #TransDayOfVisibility im dirk, im a chinese-american trans man huhu. i like using bright colors in my work to illustrate my ocs!!
Collab baby refs between me and @WolfYlch ! ^v^ (( She made the lines and I did the coloring ))
Aliz (left) is Markiloz and Aubrey's daughter, and Dirrek (left) is Dirk and Zark's son! 💚✨
#TransDayOfVisibility Hi my name is Dirk and im a latino genderfluid artist, also obligatory picture of Tippy
Instagram Requests: Part 3
Dirk: Here ya go he looks fressh
Jade: she go rawr heehee
Gamzee but he Trapeze: i didnt know wtf that was but then i did and- well-
Mafia Au Gamzee: Here ya go you simp ass lmao
Thank you to @lubanasketch for requesting my first doodles of these!
I decided to color the lineart and then kinda color palette some things with the color I used for the lineart hehe #homestuckfanart #dirk #dirkstrider #karkat #karkatvantas #homestuck #animalcrossing