- not a bottom (probably)
- portals are way better than Uber
- afraid of most aggressive things, but is also aroused by them
- tired of ur shit
- tired if his shit
- tired
- will let u pet his bird
- not lactose intolerant (accepting individual)

...what was the question again?

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善逸か? 体調はどうだ?ちゃんと寝れてるか?ん?この耳飾りか?これは大事なんだ,えっ?UBERの仕事してるのかって?違うよ💦禰豆子が入ってるんだぞ お前も知ってるだろ?

おい善逸 大丈夫か? 

禰豆子ちゃわん💕

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ドロディスHO1で今月末いってきます🐐🐐🐐Uber I-syo(ウーバーイーショ)配達員として頑張るぞい!

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Uberの社訓は「超気合いを入れろ(super pumped)」
テック企業なのに完全に脳筋で笑う。

マイク・アイザック『ウーバー戦記:いかにして台頭し席巻し社会から憎まれたか』
https://t.co/XsK6yaehQA

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メディカル版 あったらいいな〜😀
をイラスト化してみました

普段の生活や通院などで、これあれば便利なのにー🤗や、こんなサービスあったらすぐ使いたい✨と思ったことをイラストで具体化していきます



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I'm hetero, but I'm feel gay to this meeem
Medic on uber

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"Ow, Ken, acorda aí. O Uber tá chegando."
"Tô não."
"'Tô não' o que, porra? kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk" https://t.co/IV6Ze8zEKc

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me and the uber eats driver when they give me my food

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thinking

recently got uber obsessed with naruto and here's my first contribution to the shitstorm, you will see hehehe.

socials 🛸:

https://t.co/htblO99syH

speedpaint:

https://t.co/UG03Ml9i23

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I'm slowly catching up with Ghost Game and idk, i'm in love with this man's oversized jacket and uber cat

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From the mind of illustrator Julius Tan is a world full of extremes: extra cute, ultra big, super small, really wide and uber tall! Find elves, starships, furry friends, and giant robots to tell your next story on Storybird!

https://t.co/I8VeP5lNJm

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envios pra todo brasil ou entrega em mãos na linha d trem/via uber flash pra quem for da região metropolitana de porto alegre

lembrando que feedbacks e compartilhamentos também ajudam demais demais❗

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Paul : aucun respect pour ce flashback, SIU a montré la naissance du bébé Doom et Yama, par contre, lui, RIEN. Et en plus ça l'envoie par Uber. Pauvre Paul, jusqu'au bout tu te fais victimiser. ezoifjzeoifozei

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昨日、Uber Eatsのバイトをやってみました

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NEW PRINT INCOMING!!

With AMAIM’s dub having just come out this past week, what better way to celebrate than with THIS bad boy! Uber thanks go to for making this look SO FREAKING COOL!! I’ll have this at future cons AND online, soon ™️!

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Due to popular demand; Emmet receiving a McDonalds delivery via Ultra Wormhole. Or as I’d like to call it, UBer Eats

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drunk uki in his nightclub rompers about to puke in an uber 🍻

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