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I want this mood whiplash moment, the intimacy becoming threatening in one frame…

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Why was 18 year old me obsess with this dude?
Oh yeah, that's right! Because I found it funny watching him being brutally beaten up by Jailbot :)

Probably have something to do with my past experiences with men /srs

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*blinks at you and threatens your hats*

https://t.co/iBeHL6fr90

Bit late cus of a sleepless night, but still looking forward to vibin this morning 💕

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When your big strong gnoll girlfriend has big strong gnoll teeth that you would love to have brush gently against your skin, but is also an obligate carnivore so her breath absolutely reeks after she's eaten and you have *hygiene standards*.

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A dog this cute is going to be eaten by the dog army!🥪🐶🍽️

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I have eaten several priests. They sit on the stomach like duck eggs. etc etc

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Their beast knows only pain, having eaten from the dregs of the brain and creativity of man in the most depraved of pastures

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Threatening to blow your brains out over the slightest of inconveniences is cool and funny and normal actually

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Qifrey's magic ink was eaten by a brushbug.

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she is about to be eaten (she doesn’t know it yet)

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sweetpetal
[Zine 10]

There is a Garden between us,

and a Fruit loathes to go uneaten.

https://t.co/xKvsI0ybKs

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every year without fail i always have a life threatening crisis about FGO where they reveal someone that passed all my babygirl checklists and i have to fight tooth and nails not to download the damn game

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Remember, in his original first appearance it was established Black Adam was beaten TWICE in a row by Uncle Marvel, Billy's dopey uncle who doesn't have super powers and just wears the costume as a goof

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i need smart ppl to explain
i havent eaten all day
i dont feel hungry at all
then, i ate a little
now im hungry
whyyyyy

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space race oc first passes but her name is comet she's a fish (: they might've caught a dimension bug after warp speeding and it might threaten to cleave her into fours. you know.

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anti furry tweets are hilarious to me because they’ll say some threatening shit while holding back alpha male tears and were here just being lil goobers c:

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Xang doesn't really care who he's with or against. If you're smaller, you're underpaw. Potentially eaten as well. And it looks like 's Adrian shares that exact same sentiment.
Ah well, it's not like the two underneath exactly have a say in the matter anyway.

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imagine getting eaten by one of these boys
(BotW 2)

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