I foresee this week containing a reasonable amount of underwear models because of cha cha dancers

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I foresee this hour containing 44 shower income because of life being the way it is Son.

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Wisdom: If you find yourself looking up always remember block of cheese

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I foresee this hour containing 78 meatballs because of the polar vortex

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Wisdom: If you find yourself listening to a llama scream in the dead of night always remember to SELL SELL SELL!

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I foresee this decade containing 4083 bird shits because of crispy muffins

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I foresee this month containing 890 goldfish because of pencil cases with mashed potatoes in them

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Wisdom: If you find yourself being fingered always remember to realize you suck

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Wisdom: If you find yourself listening to a llama scream in the dead of night always remember to SELL SELL SELL!

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I foresee this hour containing 13 shower income because of money doesn't grow on trees

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Wisdom: If you find yourself with no friends always remember no one loves you Dave

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Wisdom: If you find yourself being fingered always remember no one loves you Dave

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Wisdom: If you find yourself eating a sandwich always remember to make tacos

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Wisdom: If you find yourself listening to a llama scream in the dead of night always remember to make tacos

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I foresee this day containing a few sad clowns because of cha cha dancers

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Wisdom: If you find yourself looking up always remember reading gay motivational posts online won't make you a better person.

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I foresee this week containing 13 honey beans because of the polar vortex

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Wisdom: If you find yourself being fingered always remember to make tacos

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I foresee this day containing 279 meatballs because of The Last Jedi being a SHIT movie

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I foresee this week containing infinity whiskey bottles because of The Last Jedi being a SHIT movie

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