Thinking about Chuuya having no idea how to he a normal human teenager but trying SO HARD

Like Dazai coming up from behind him and covering his eyes—

Dazai: guess who!!

Chuuya: *elbows him in the face*

Dazai: OW, WHAT THE FUCK—?

Chuuya: WHY DID YOU SNEAK UP ON ME?

Dazai:

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Chuuya: *vehemently denies having a crush on Dazai on a daily and unsolicited basis*

ADA/PM: uh huh

Also Chuuya when watching Dazai from afar:

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what are you talking about dazai? it’s always snowing

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Chuuya: *is a good leader* *truly cares about his subordinates* *powerful*
Akutagawa: Da- Dazai-san...

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akutagawa and chuuya: two powerful mafiosos who pass out after one (1) drink

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Chuuya: *complains about doing hanami next to the Agency*

Also Chuuya: *sits back to back with Dazai*

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nakahara chuuya: motorcycle enthusiast, port mafia executive, vessel of a literal god, but most importantly, king of sleeping on the ground

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Remember Kyûsaku gave us a funny anecdote for the Motorbike day about 16 Dazai/Chuuya:
Dazai said Chuuya was so SMALL on his motorcycle he thought a ghost was approaching him,Kyûsaku was always sticking close to Dazai so they know a lot about his relationship with Chuuya

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chuuya: i’m only fifteen i’m still growing

how it started how it’s going

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Dazai has really some special fantasies about Chuuya:
He wanted to see him act like a girl
He planned a romantic story only for them
BEAST is an AU created by Dazai and he dreamed of touching Chuuya's lips
In the Wan! he implied he would have prefered to see Chuuya naked

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chuuya: please excuse my dope-ass swag 😎
dazai: please say that again but let me record it. please

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Chuuya: Dazai:
Are you really I’m definitely
going to do that? going to spank
you with this fan.

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𝔄𝔫𝔡 ℑ'𝔪 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔦𝔡𝔦𝔬𝔱 𝔴𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔭𝔞𝔦𝔫𝔱𝔢𝔡 𝔣𝔞𝔠𝔢
ℑ𝔫 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔠𝔬𝔯𝔫𝔢𝔯, 𝔱𝔞𝔨𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔲𝔭 𝔰𝔭𝔞𝔠𝔢

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an ideal date with chuuya: dinner at a luxury restaurant with vintage wine and slow dancing on the ceiling

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atsushi, a new recruit of the ada, meets his two mentors, dazai and chuuya.

dazai: oooh! a cute newbie!!!

atsushi: 😳

chuuya: osamu, stop it. he's beautiful.

atsushi: 😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳

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Angry Chuuya: Happy Chuuya:
Sad Chuuya: Scared Chuuya:

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dazai: breathes
chuuya:

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Chuuya: *exists*

Dazai:

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Chuuya and Azaria. My OC, from the fanfic I write.
Azaria: "Oh look without your hat, we're the same height."🤭
Chuuya: "Hmph".😒

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