My dick craves -no, DEMANDS- more wussbucket mouseboys with footlong dicks between they legs.

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go to for a different kind of footlong

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Tagged our first Porbeagle Shark of the year in Conception Bay, Newfoundland. The shark was a 8 footlong Female. Tagged with a 365 day PSAT tag.

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My pregnant wife at Subway: Hey I'd like a 3 inch sub.

Subway person: ... What?

Pregnant wife: A 3 inch sub please.

Subway person: Like a kids meal?

Pregnant wife: No a 3 inch sub. Like half a footlong.

Me watching the exchange:

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2days Joes Bar Celebrates National Buddha Day this May 18th, which also is National Craft Beer week. What goes best with Beer but a footlong. Yes, today's toon is both shallow and deep my faithful followers!

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another sketch of bara rou..
this time he's eating a footlong.. wonder what he's doing with his other hand..🤔

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Today's drop is only a hit over 2 hours away so let's tease some artwork that just got finished up this morning for you naughty shikikans.

Remember, $5 Long will be only $5 today before going up to $8 tomorrow!

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Commissioned to do my first feeding/gaining fetish piece! Deadpool gingerly feeds footlongs to Cap out of his famous shield! There’s also a “dicks out” version when Wade is jerking, still sitting atop Cap’s inflated belly! Check out that one on my Patreon! https://t.co/jEahfHH3e8

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wantin lady terry on me like this five dollar footlong

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when u buy a footlong but u only have enough room in ur stomach for one half

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when your neighbor is handing out footlong meatball subs for Halloween

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when the subway sandwich artist comes out and starts making your $5 Footlong

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Another horoscope 4 🔮 Libra ♎️ follow ur dreams! Do what makes you happy!

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If you wanna be in the footlong club, you gotta do footlong stuff.

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