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My dick craves -no, DEMANDS- more wussbucket mouseboys with footlong dicks between they legs.
Tagged our first Porbeagle Shark of the year in Conception Bay, Newfoundland. The shark was a 8 footlong Female. Tagged with a 365 day PSAT tag. @DFO_NL @DFO_Science @anastorch @chrisgdholloway @maddiganNL
My pregnant wife at Subway: Hey I'd like a 3 inch sub.
Subway person: ... What?
Pregnant wife: A 3 inch sub please.
Subway person: Like a kids meal?
Pregnant wife: No a 3 inch sub. Like half a footlong.
Me watching the exchange:
2days Joes Bar Celebrates National Buddha Day this May 18th, which also is National Craft Beer week. What goes best with Beer but a footlong. Yes, today's toon is both shallow and deep my faithful followers! #lol #beer #buddah #MayTheFourth #MayThe4thBeWithYou #DerbyDay
another sketch of bara rou..
this time he's eating a footlong.. wonder what he's doing with his other hand..🤔
Today's drop is only a hit over 2 hours away so let's tease some artwork that just got finished up this morning for you naughty shikikans.
Remember, $5 #Futa Long will be only $5 today before going up to $8 tomorrow!
#patchtwitter #subway #GirlsFrontline #welrod #9A91 #footlong
Commissioned to do my first feeding/gaining fetish piece! Deadpool gingerly feeds footlongs to Cap out of his famous shield! There’s also a “dicks out” version when Wade is jerking, still sitting atop Cap’s inflated belly! Check out that one on my Patreon! https://t.co/jEahfHH3e8
when u buy a footlong but u only have enough room in ur stomach for one half
when your neighbor is handing out footlong meatball subs for Halloween
when the subway sandwich artist comes out and starts making your $5 Footlong
Another horoscope 4 @mtv 🔮 Libra ♎️ follow ur dreams! Do what makes you happy! #eatthefootlongoflife