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Considering selling my bovine OCs Azalea and Oleander, they'd probably need to be sold together because most of their art is together.
Roughly 11 peices of them all together.
Offers over 50$ will be considered.
Raz: "Boyd says, he's going to kick my butt..."
Oleander: "WHAT?! THERE SHALL BE NO BUTTKICKING IN ANY CLASS OF MINE!!!! THIS IS AN ADULT PROGRAM, RAZPUTIN!!! Just leave it to me!
Raz: "Awww...Thanks Coach Oleander, I knew I could count on you."
Today’s flowers: oleander, hemlock, yarrow, and angels trumpet ☠️ '
I love Faerne so much? Ah? Controlled burn babe @TheVulcanSalute @CriticalRole #criticalrole #exandriaunlimited #faerne #exandriaunlimitedfanart
Raz: "Now to get your bubble moving, just pump your legs like this *Raz makes hup hup sounds and puts his legs up and down. He passes the steering wheel to Oleander, who looses his balance and blows up and squishes himself and Raz in the whole bubble car.*
Raz: "Nice start..."
*Raz' star gets taken away from him and he falls out of his seat onto the floor*
Dogen: "*He raises his hand* Coach Oleander, Is it nap time?"
Oleander: "RAZPUTIN! I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOUR NONSENSE!!! COLLECT YOUR THINGS AND MOVE TO THE AVAILABLE DESK IN THE BACK OF THE ROOM!!!!!"
Another Kooky Cooks redraw. Holy Moly Oleander's face is so cursed. Oleander, don't you Raz is there? Don't!
Based on Spongebob Season 12 Episode Kooky Cooks.
Oleander: "I did it!"
Raz: "Coach Oleander, You're ready."
Oleander: "Really?!"
Raz: "Absolutely! You just need to pass your final test, out there! *Points the the road with all kids and adults in bubble mobiles*"
Oleander: *Shudders in fear*
*The trio (Oleander, Raz, and Benny) crash through a costume store. Oleander has a Bunny version of Jason, Benny is a chef, and Raz is a monkey. They scream*
Based on Spongebob Season 6 Episode Boating Buddies.
Likes and retweets are appreciated (I don't hate this episode lol)
*The other demolition derby racers surround Raz. He looks scared and doesn't know what to do.*
Raz: "Coach Oleander, what should I-"
Oleander: "Why are you still ALIVE?!!!"
Raz: "Put it in drive? Thanks Coach Oleander, you're the best! :)"
*Raz accidentally sends Oleander's Spare tire for his jeep into the air and cannot get it back*
Raz: "Uh huh! *He has an idea*"
Oleander: "*Snoring and Sleeping in his jeep* Ahhh!!! *His jeep is ready to go*"
Raz: "Ok Coach Oleander, You're good to go! *He gives him thumbs up*"
Sasha: "Well Howdy, Morry, you want to step out with me and Milla tonight?"
Oleander: "Oh yes! Sasha, I just really need to step out *He gets outside the tank*"
Raz: "Oh you're talking to Sasha, Coach Oleander, Tell him I say hi! *keeps repeating it in background*"
bust sketches of two of my characters: Cherry, an android I've had forever, and Oleander, a warlock for a new DnD campaign!
#sketch #DnD #characterdesign #portraits #DigitalArtist #commissionsopen
Dogen: "*Walks to the table near the Opening and sees Raz in Freezer licking an ice cream cone* Hey...Awww :("
*Benny, Oleander, and Lili sigh*
Dogen: "Boy, I sure am feeling...under the wether..."
Benny: "It's weather, you ,moron..."
*Oleander and Benny Scream*
Continued From Last Night:
Raz: "Sorry...I'm Late. *Smiles nervously*
Oleander: "Razputin, I told you before, USE THE DOOR!!! *Points at door while saying "USE THE DOOR!!!" and becomes mad*"
Raz: "Sorry, Coach Oleander, I was so excited, that I forgot...*Smiles nervously*"
Sasha: "Now it's time to introduce our newest member!!!"
Everyone (Oleander, Sasha, Milla, and Lili): "Staff Buds!!! Yeah!!! *They all giggle and jump up and down*
Based on Spongebob Season 12 Episode A Cabin in the Kelp.
Oleander: "*Gasp* Razputin?! Uh...It's J.T. J.T. is the hall monitor... *Sweats nervously*"
J.T.: Coach Oleander, I did it already!"
Based on Spongebob Season 1 Episode Hall Monitor.
Loboto tells the backstory of the champion of an eating contest to Dogen. He wants Dogen to participate. The flashback involves a bunch of the characters (Oleander, Nils, Sasha, and Dingo, and the champion) competing in an eating contest and everyone, but the champion sucks.
Health Inspector: "THE WHOLE SHABANG!!! AIIIIIEEEE!! *He runs away screaming out of the Main Lodge as Oleander, Dogen, Lili, and Raz all coming like sick zombies and they all moan and groan*
Based on the "UNAIRED" Season 12 Episode of Spongebob, Kwarentined Krab.
*The tank with Oleander, Raz wearing Dogen's pants, and Ford go past the camper safely*
Oleander: " *Phew* *There is another camper in the way* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH! *Points while screaming his head off*
Based on Spongebob Season 4 Episode Mrs. Puff You're Fired.
Narrator: "Tank Smarts With Coach Oleander..."
Oleander: "Good day, Future Psychonuats, I'm Coach Oleander, state credited Psychic Instructor! Today, we will be discussing the differences between a Psi-Cadet with Tank Smarts..."
Based on Spongebob Season 5 Episode Boat Smarts.