Three zombies walked into a bar! Yeah, that’s it - it was a metal bar and they got stuck. Sorry, were you hoping for something funny? Then read ‘The Meaning? Sneakers & Creepers’ and for free on https://t.co/jfA6Fl1vSt

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"Tsuchino-Gho Real!?" Here's a preview of my next model! All of them are based on merchants and this one is the Snake Oil Salesman. It's no secret that I love Snakes and Lamia, so it only made sense! So... Who wants to buy some Gamer Girl Snake Oil? 🐍

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I WOULD GIVE ANYTHING TO PLEASE THE SALESMAN 💖💖💖💗💗💗✨✨✨

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Feel like a zombie in the morning? Are you stiff, cold – do you crave human brains? You might just be a zombie! Read “The Meaning? Sneakers & Creepers” and feel alive-ish. Free on and https://t.co/jfA6Fl0Y2V

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Feel like a zombie in the morning? Are you stiff, cold – do you crave human brains? You might just be a zombie! Read “The Meaning? Sneakers & Creepers” and feel alive-ish. Free on and https://t.co/jfA6Fl0Y2V

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Conscience definition: devil on my left shoulder, on the right my angel’s out on a coffee break. Read ‘And the Salesman Came to Town’ and you can read and misbehave for free with So bad is therefore good, right? https://t.co/i80VtiCEaN

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DESCRIBE YOUR VTUBER LORE IN THE WORST WAY POSSIBLE:

Heaven's Mask Salesman gets jailed on earth for illegal business. https://t.co/dbdoZb6kcg

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Idk why, but him going over the specs reminded me of the car salesman meme and I spent way too long making this xD

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Today in Rocket History: March 1, 2007, DP021: "The Strongest Koiking and the Most Beautiful Hinbass!” aired in Japan.

The Koiking Salesman sells the TRio an evolution machine. But like everything he gives them, this one doesn’t work.

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Your favorite interdimensional salesman

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Day 25: Salesman
I went the lazy way ,i know lol

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tears of the kingdom release countdown
80 days to go~today is mask salesman from majora's mask

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Genetics did not bless me with epic beardliness,its real patchy & uncool. But shaving causes that Baby Face Thing :(

But there are some pros.

When a door to door salesman rings my doorbell I just tell them my mom isn't home.
Joke's on you, buster. IM the one renting the place😎

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Three zombies walked into a bar! Yeah, that’s it - it was a metal bar and they got stuck. Sorry, were you hoping for something funny? Then read ‘The Meaning? Sneakers & Creepers’ and for free on https://t.co/jfA6Fl0Y2V

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NUMBER 1 TOP RATED SALESMAN!

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my local one piece salesman introduced me to a certain tony tony

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Bored with your humdrum daily life? Need some fun time and adventure? Read “And the Salesman Came to Town” and fight the devil! WARNING - just don’t plan on winning! Laugh and be bad - for free on https://t.co/i80VtiCEaN

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Bored with your humdrum daily life? Need some fun time and adventure? Read “And the Salesman Came to Town” and fight the devil! WARNING - just don’t plan on winning! Laugh and be bad - for free on https://t.co/i80VtiCEaN

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I wanted to add a bit of Charles to my room since his birthday's today (Feb. 15th) and I'm laughing to myself at the set-up I did with the birthday chibi. Isaac looks like a salesman trying to sell me a small Charles lol😂
Isaac: "May I offer you a Charles in this trying time?"

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