I like that Johnny’s super capable of being on his own despite being paraplegic in the 1800s.

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Funny Valentine has the vibes of the Australian PM from that one Simpsons episode. “Andy!”

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Oh hey, been a minute since we saw them! …also this feels like it should’ve been in a different order, I blame the site I’m using.

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So does Johnny need to have the hand in his body to keep Tusk?

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Oh good, Gyro’s alive! …oh fuck, so is porkpie hat kid.

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I never expected to hear the word “shmuck” in JoJo.

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I know he gets overshadowed by Gyro, but Johnny’s awesome!

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…I just realized, does he talk weird because of the hooks in his mouth?

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Why do I feel like if there was a steel ball run video game, this would be an excuse for a fishing minigame.

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Wow, Johnny uncovered a gigantic conspiracy REALLY quickly! And unlike most conspiracies, this one’s NOT a giant crock of horsedick!

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