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onion growing from my elbow was my heart failing
asparagus protruding from my eyes was liver disease
carrots penetrating my fingernails were dementia
a harvest
a celebration of my decline
a bounty growing amidst the destruction and decay, their roots drank from my disease
Last year I dreamed of a bunny/human hybrid with asparagus-like tentacles and the idea just never left my brain so I finally drew her 🐰🥬
Her name is Zayote (because she kept screaming it angrily) and she looked like she could be related to Nanachi from Made in Abyss!
I see everyone is so excited about #HazbinHotel FINALLY becoming a new series (I certainly am) so let me take this opportunity to say that somewhere, SOMEONE on Reddit thought that calling #Alastar & #ArchibaldAsparagus twins was a good idea.
Hey, they're not even wrong.🙃 #TBT
[NEWDROP]March 18 🌿🌷🌿
Asparagus : 아스파라거스
unchanging : 늘 변함없는
You're always the same.
늘 변함없는 당신
#NFT #NFTS #NFTCommmunity #NFTART #EveryDay
@opensea ⬇️
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Many of Jan Fyt's paintings contain a large number of dead animals. Let's continue to keep it light here with "Vase of Flowers and Two Bunches of Asparagus" (1650). 💐🎨
Flowers and asparagus, mysteriously but beautifully combined in this painting by my colleague Jan Fyt. Born on this day in 1611.
This is a niche intersection of my interests but what if I started to make (vegan) recreations of Neopets food and write little recipes? Like, how would you make Asparagus and Yogurt pizza or Beetroot and Cream Smores and make them GOOD? I think I could!
From both Asparagus and I thank y'all for the 600 here on twitter! Doin my best to get back on the twitter train, so thank y'all so much.
Artichoke, and her neice Asparagus. One's a grouchy mechanic, and the other is a timid young soul.
"I think your dad knows I'm not picking up for jazz band: One, i never have an instrument, and two, when he asked me what instrument i played, i said asparagus!"
#craigofthecreek
🐞 Ladybug Fun Fact #135: Ladybug taint is a particular stinky flavor to wine, that has been likened to peanuts or asparagus 🐞
#NFT #CryptoBugs #Ladybug #NFTCommunity #NFTs #NFTCollector #NFTCollectibles #NFTCollectible #DigitalArt #LadyBird #FunFact
Artichoke, and Asparagus are both related. With Artichoke being Asparagus' aunt, and guardian throughout Asparagus' youth. Artichoke would give her the nickname Aspa.
Made a Spine-o-saurus yesterday, hunted by all the cats for its spines so they may continue to feed Asparagus.
Only known special ability: can detach spines (like a lizard tail) which will flail around to distract its predators. Note: they can move pretty fast
protect your asparagus guys https://t.co/mqPnilnv9a