onion growing from my elbow was my heart failing
asparagus protruding from my eyes was liver disease
carrots penetrating my fingernails were dementia
a harvest
a celebration of my decline
a bounty growing amidst the destruction and decay, their roots drank from my disease

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Last year I dreamed of a bunny/human hybrid with asparagus-like tentacles and the idea just never left my brain so I finally drew her 🐰🥬

Her name is Zayote (because she kept screaming it angrily) and she looked like she could be related to Nanachi from Made in Abyss!

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Funky asparagus boy 🥰💚

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Escoffier’s menu at the Carlton Hotel in 1909 - caviar, beef broth, lamb, quail, oysters, asparagus and his famous Peach Melba. The Carlton on the corner of the Haymarket and Pall Mall was demolished some fifty years later for the New Zealand High Commission.

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I see everyone is so excited about FINALLY becoming a new series (I certainly am) so let me take this opportunity to say that somewhere, SOMEONE on Reddit thought that calling & twins was a good idea.

Hey, they're not even wrong.🙃

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[NEWDROP]March 18 🌿🌷🌿

Asparagus : 아스파라거스

unchanging : 늘 변함없는

You're always the same.
늘 변함없는 당신

⬇️
https://t.co/EJCQgu9jbR

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Many of Jan Fyt's paintings contain a large number of dead animals. Let's continue to keep it light here with "Vase of Flowers and Two Bunches of Asparagus" (1650). 💐🎨

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Flowers and asparagus, mysteriously but beautifully combined in this painting by my colleague Jan Fyt. Born on this day in 1611.

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This is a niche intersection of my interests but what if I started to make (vegan) recreations of Neopets food and write little recipes? Like, how would you make Asparagus and Yogurt pizza or Beetroot and Cream Smores and make them GOOD? I think I could!

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i can explain….. asparagus scoups….

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From both Asparagus and I thank y'all for the 600 here on twitter! Doin my best to get back on the twitter train, so thank y'all so much.

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Artichoke, and her neice Asparagus. One's a grouchy mechanic, and the other is a timid young soul.

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"I think your dad knows I'm not picking up for jazz band: One, i never have an instrument, and two, when he asked me what instrument i played, i said asparagus!"

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🐞 Ladybug Fun Fact Ladybug taint is a particular stinky flavor to wine, that has been likened to peanuts or asparagus 🐞

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Artichoke, and Asparagus are both related. With Artichoke being Asparagus' aunt, and guardian throughout Asparagus' youth. Artichoke would give her the nickname Aspa.

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"ASPARAGUScar"ガチ勢の【掘り隊】です。

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Made a Spine-o-saurus yesterday, hunted by all the cats for its spines so they may continue to feed Asparagus.
Only known special ability: can detach spines (like a lizard tail) which will flail around to distract its predators. Note: they can move pretty fast

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