# googletranslatesmtg mtgpioneer mtgeldraine mtgmh1 magicthegathering mtg mtgwar sielaschpeck シーラ・シュペック adventurebarstory 不思議の国の冒険酒場 kabedon 壁ドン googletranslated stevenuniverse

In celebration of the new Pioneer format, here's Elvish Pioneer (by Thomas M. Baxa), who isn't happy that he isn't legal in it.

Original: https://t.co/79SbyGS5dF

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2019-10-22

Rankle, Master of Pranks has a lot of fine print for you to sift through before he can start pranking people.

Original (by Dmitry Burmak): https://t.co/BjRd2HJwg5

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2019-09-09

Bella IS the Belle of the Brawl...and this time, she really doesn’t give a crap about anything, honestly.

Original (by ): https://t.co/5F9dGNTys9

6 42
2019-09-08

The Peach Garden Oath is not particularly one you want to take...

Original: https://t.co/7ShAJ53Q1S

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2019-09-05

I understand smell... the smell of a killer soccer ball.

(original: https://t.co/UNzWV0hxab)

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2019-07-06

So because we didn’t get a Gix card in I decided to hit his Vanguard card (art by ) with Google Translate. That’s some interesting flavor text...

(Original: https://t.co/DJLZb8TGAy)

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2019-06-11

Grand Abolisher is here to say that winners don’t do drugs.

(Original card, art by : https://t.co/55j2VHYiUV)

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2019-05-08

Hello. Do not profess to know the reasons of cows.

(Martyr for the Cause by Zoltan Boros: https://t.co/CxuVjjI2qj)

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2019-04-11

The first step of being an administrative director is knowing what 2+2 is.

(Original card is Jiang Yanggu by Tingting Yeh. The perspective is different because I can't seem to find full art. https://t.co/beBTUTy0J5)

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2019-03-30

You’re wasting electricity! Hey, that’s not funny!

(Original: Virtue’s Ruin by Mike Dringenberg: https://t.co/abkJ6N9KlV)

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2019-03-26

Russian google translate - best waifu

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2018-08-27

Schpeck = also profit in Old German; シュペック=旧ドイツ語の利益 . Does Fred prefer Yen, USD, Deutschmark, or gold? I think he likes all. All represent profit.

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2018-07-13

I can't tell if Google's Malaysian team even tried at this point

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2016-02-04