Despite being unable to thank verbally, Grug sends his regards telepathically

0 3
2021-05-03

FUCK I JUST REALIZED GRUG COULDVE GONE TO THE CASINO

IMAGINE BEING 18FT TALL (and growing) CAPABLE OF DESTROYING PLANETS JUST TO STOP FOR A DAY JUST TO GAMBLE

1 3
2021-05-03

"Magic plant no addictive."

"When last time Grug go day no magic plant?"

"Grug no remember."

"Maybe Grug should no use magic plant. It no good for think meat."

"Grug need magic plant manage bad feel."

"But Grug no addicted?"

"No."

40 387
2021-05-01

Grug buy expensive rock six moons ago. Rock do everything Grug need. Grug excited and obsessed with rock. Grug no can put rock down. Grug love and worship rock. Rock give life meaning. Best rock on market.

Fruit Man sell new rock now. Grug buy new rock. Old rock worthless.

21 255
2021-04-29

Grug no want tribe think Grug poor. Grug spend all shell on overpriced pelt. Overpriced pelt no better than cheap pelt, but have designer mark. Grug owe Krunk big shell, but now Grug no look poor. Grug make good investment. Grug impress Ooga. Hope Ooga no ask for expensive meat.

16 183
2021-04-28

"Grug watch shadow puppet show last night?"

"Grug no watch. Shadow puppet show go downhill since season three."

"Show big dumb last night. Bird Head Man fight mammoth and no use pointy stick."

"What he use?"

"Blunt rock tied to stick."

"Bird Head Man big dumb."

15 144
2021-04-28

Grug give all Grug shell to Ooga. Ooga show Grug bunga but now Grug have no shell for cave. Grug will work hard to get more shell then give Ooga so Ooga show bunga to Grug again. Ooga will thank Grug and Grug no feel lonely for five minutes.

8 179
2021-04-27

Ooga no can buy cave. Ooga not get enough shell from trace hand on cave wall. Ooga momma tell Ooga get real job poke big sloth with sharp stick. Ooga no want job. Ooga take off pelt for Grug. Grug give Ooga shell to look at Ooga bunga. Ooga no regret when get old.

14 203
2021-04-26

Grug no like Chug. Chug mate with Ooga. Grug like Ooga, but Ooga no like nice guy like Grug. Ooga only like jerk Chug. Grug mad. Grug plan mass clubbing, then club self. Tribe will talk about Grug and paint face on cave wall. Grug get fame Grug deserve.

46 482
2021-04-25

Grug no have teeth. Grug need dentures made of rocks so Grug can bite off rabbit head.

0 8
2021-04-25

17. oldest is gonna be Regrik, he'll live about 420 years, and the youngest is Grug, 2 days

0 0
2021-04-24

16. tallest is Grug at 18 ft. and Pops sitting at 3 ft.

0 0
2021-04-24

9. Grug

I mean look at this fella, giant purple slime monster with orange stripes, a psychic gem, and a giant tongue, how does this make any sense.
his world is also a trip and a half, but that's a story for another day.

0 1
2021-04-23

here's the OC's mentioned in order for reference
- Regrik
- Grug
- Ben
- Darksader

0 5
2021-04-18

DAY 32 OF MARCH OF THE MONSTERS

Wait wtf?????

Grugzilla???!!!

lmao this be a real Grug Moment, Happy April Fools' y'all

9 26
2021-04-01

grug scribbles grug? pog?

0 4
2021-03-30

thank you grug for these amazing glasses i can now be cool and epic (also i can’t see help)

0 1
2021-03-21