Not yet, I doubt he ever will since he’s the size of a nightstand with a book sitting on it. But he does give me recipes for cooking strange beasts, cus he’s the bestest baby ever!

(Art by )

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He’s goING BY MY NIGHTSTAND lETS FUCKING GO HIS WITTOL EARINGS I- 🥺🤲🏻💖

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Today's game from the Racial Justice Bundle, One Night Stand by . It's a visual novel based around waking up next to someone you don't know after a wild night on the town. This could end very poorly.

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I'm crazy, but you like that
I bite back, daisies on your nightstand
Never forget, I blossom in the moonlight
Screw eyes, glacial with the blue ice
I'm terrifying!

New Icon time!! (plus in the replies i'm dropping the 5 year old drawing I loosely redrew here >:3c IMPROVEMENT!!)

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I'm crazy but you like that.
I bite back, daisies on your nightstand.
Never forget, I blossom in the moonlight.
Screw eyes, glacial with the blue ice.
I'm terrifying. https://t.co/wK5RQO3n85

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I'm crazy, but you like that
I bite back, daisies on your nightstand
Never forget, I blossom in the moonlight
Screw eyes, glacial with the blue eyes
I'm terrifying

https://t.co/6xpZFPh0PK insp (daisy by ashnikko)

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"I’m crazy but you like that
I’ll bite back
Daisies on your nightstand"
The new song absolutely slaps

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my cat loves to chew on my wires and knock my water bottles off my nightstand so sometimes i hold her like this

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New episode!

Warning: this episode is graphic!

In "The Battle of the Bulge" by , Max isn't sure about his wife Lizzie's desire to have another kid, or about the squat fertility goddess she's placed on the nightstand...

Hear it on Apple Podcasts & other apps!

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My VERY loose Lucario... Loosecario. You too could find yourself stretching his slutty hole out even more any way your heart desires in a dingy motel! And give those cute paws a lick while you're at it! Just be sure to leave your pokécoin on the nightstand.

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rings of gold and awards sit on my nightstand / i’ve got something they want, but it’s mine to give

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YOOP I SAW IT AND WANNA SEE

Whatcha wanna do with her?🐀👈👀
1. A Baby
2. Sex
3. Another Chance
4. A Kiss
5. Friendship
6. To Chill
7. To Cuddle
8. Long-Term Relationship
9. A Laugh
10. An Apology
11. A Hug
12. Be My one nightstand
13. Be My Sex Buddy
14. Be Mine

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HOPPING ON THE BANDWAGON AGAIN MY BOYS

1. A Baby
2. Sex
3. Another Chance
4. A Kiss
5. Friendship
6. To Chill
7. To Cuddle
8. Long-Term Relationship
9. A Laugh
10. An Apology
11. A Hug
12. Be My one nightstand
13. Be My Sex Buddy
14. Be Mine

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You wake up one morning and notice a strange letter laying on your nightstand. The letter reads simply "Hold out your hand, palm up". You do as the letter askses and hold out your hand, suddenly POOF Nina appears before you, her chin in your hand. What do you do?

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