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Raz: "*Smiles creepily* Are you sure, you're sure, you're sure, you're sure, you're sure, you're sure, you're sure?"
Oleander: "*Sweating, annoyed, and panicked* Actually...Razputin, I WILL Play! *Proceeds to lift his jeep up, struggles, throws it at the tree nearby and pants*"
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Raz: "*Flies out of his desk* WAHOO!!! Hall Monitor Razputin, Reporting for duty, sir! I'm ready to assume my position, IN DA HALL!!! I will protect those that are weak IN DA HALL!!! ALL RULES WILL BE ENFORCED IN DA HALL!!!"
Based on Spongebob Season 1 Episode Hall Monitor.
Oleander: "Thank you, Razputin, Congratulations! Have a nice life!"
Raz: "Look out Camp Whispering Rock! There's a New PSI-CADET in the camp and his name is RAZPUTIN AQUATO! RAZPUTIN AQUATO! RAZPUTIN AQUATO!"
Based on Spongebob Season 2 Episode No Free Rides
*The duo crash into the tree again and Oleander blows up and the tree cracks and falls.*
Oleander: "Oh, Razputin, WHY?????"
Based on Spongebob Season 1 Episode Boating School.
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Ford: "Sorry, Razputin, You failed again...even our finest instructor could not teach you...*Puts his hand on Oleander's body* Coach Oleander you're hired again. *Oleander is none too pleased*"
Based on Spongebob Season 4 Episode Mrs. Puff You're Fired.
Oleander: "Razputin! I believe you know the punishment for two classroom disruptions! *He holds a tiny shovel in his hand (close up)*"
Raz: "NO!"
Oleander: "I'm sorry Razputin, but if one Wishes to be a Good Noodle, one must behave like a Good Noodle."
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Oleander: "Looks can be deceiving! Observe! Here Razputin, Hold this! *He hands Razputin a wheel. Raz gives funny with the wheel around the demolition derby office, while Oleander and the derby manager watch. Raz crashes into a wall.*"
Raz: "*Smiles creepily* Are you sure, you're sure, you're sure, you're sure, you're sure, you're sure, you're sure?"
Oleander: "*Sweating, annoyed, and panicked* Actually...Razputin, I WILL Play! *Proceeds to lift his jeep up, struggles, throws it at the tree nearby and pants*".
*Oleander is handcuffed and thrown into the prison truck*
Oleander: "Razputin, I'LL GET YOU FOR THIS!!!! I'LL GET YOU FOR THIS!!!!!! *Prison truck drives away with him angry and holding onto the bars as he is saying this*"
Based on Spongebob Season 9 Episode Bumper to Bumper.
Raz: "So, Did I pass this time, Coach Oleander?"
Oleander: "No, Razputin...You Failed."
Raz: "I failed. *Sadly*"
Ford: "It is not you that failed, Razputin, It's Coach Oleander that's failed you! You are relieved of your teaching duties!"
*Raz and Dogen walk into Coach Oleander's classroom and open the door. Oleander is at his desk.*
Oleander: "Razputin, what are you doing here, so late? *Raz Shoots a net at Oleander* Whatever you're doing *Inflates and talks in a deep voice* IS GOING ON YOUR PERMENANT RECORD!!!"
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*Oleander in a prison pone call with Raz*
Raz: "So, How's it going, Coach Oleander?"
Oleander: "Uh, Razputin, I apologize, I shouldn't have passed you, you really weren't ready..."
Raz: "I guess I got to give my Basic Braining Badge back, huh..."
Continued From Last Night:
Raz: "Sorry...I'm Late. *Smiles nervously*
Oleander: "Razputin, I told you before, USE THE DOOR!!! *Points at door while saying "USE THE DOOR!!!" and becomes mad*"
Raz: "Sorry, Coach Oleander, I was so excited, that I forgot...*Smiles nervously*"
A cursed scene redraw from boating school. Geez Oleander be so round. More like Olly Olly Oxen free be roundeed. What is going on? lol >:) Oh he’s about to do "Oh, Razputin, why?“ again and he looks funnier this time around. Based on Spongebob Season 1 Episode Boating School.
Oleander: "Ok Razputin, What's the first thing you do?"
Raz: "1924?"
Oleander: "*Looks at Raz* No *Turns to Raz while writing on his clipboard* the first thing is to start the tank *Starts the tank and Raz shakes*"
Based on Spongebob Season 1 Episode Boating School.
*Raz looking at Oleander’s Jeep*
Oleander: “Ughhh where is that awful noise coming from?! It’s been going on for hours now!”
*Raz grunting*
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Raz: “Are you sure, you’re sure, you’re sure, you’re sure, you’re sure, you’re sure?”
Oleander: “Actually, Razputin, I will play!!!"