This is just ONE of my favourite Dirtbag Dave's:
Here, he is:
A true romantic
A lovable rogue
A botanist
A trend setter
A simple non pretentious soul....
And I love his daisy hat!!

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Chey vs irl Chey 🦇🖤

pretent the bow is a pair of horns LMAO https://t.co/JInPJBTbpD

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i am so cripplingly desperate to keep you all followed to me so in the interest of your retention here's an update to my fauna thing

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🍆🥔🥕 Pretentious, Dainty, Needy and Lonesome 🧅🧄
by vis ✨

👉️ Now in the ACBFSHOP 👉️ Link in Bio







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Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen.
The birth flower for 11 December is Bird Of Paradise.
In the language of flowers, "pretentious love, versatility, love's date, brilliant future, fashionable love, shining heart, luck, passion, queen's radiance".

Good luck with your future🌸

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The Discording Tales pretentiously claims to academic cultural/physical anthropology, zoology & genetics, neurosciences, agrology, future foresight...
But also linguistics, epistemology, folkloristics, philosophy of science, morals & aesthetics, theoretical physics & game design

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Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen.
The birth flower for 5 December is Cymbidium Orchid.
Language of flowers.
'Unpretentious heart, simplicity, noble beauty, glamorous love, magnificence, sincere affection, unpretentiousness, enthusiasm, ambition'.

I wish you a good week 🌸

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some are less accurate as i’ve developed the story more, but here’s matt (the main guy) winnie (the love interest) the whale (matt’s pretentious poet sona) and the mind (matt’s mental illness)

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Portrait of "Aawful Aaron" Aaron D. Williams, artist, from our Facebook Live session with the Friday night Cleveland Pretentious Portrait Artists. Windsor Newton water-based oil on Arches huile oil paper, 6 x 9 inches.    

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1977 TimJim AU?!
pretentious prog enjoyer Jimmy x edgy punk disaster Timmy (and their favourite albums that came out that year)

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on edibles went on some pretentious soul searching

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omg look its a pretentious asshole but at least hes pretty
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Quelques petites illu~ je fais surtout de l'aquarelle, mais je retente un peu le digi

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Portrait of Amelea Zamir from our Facebook Live session with the Friday night Cleveland Pretentious Portrait Artists. Windsor Newton water-based oil on Arches huile oil paper, 6 x 9 inches. Thank you.

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And he’s ready!
Gave him the most obnoxious and pretentious name ever but you know what they say go big or go extinct !
Orion Veires St. Vincent the High Valkyrie in the order.🗡⚔️🛡

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If you can’t support a message with a good story it will just come across as pretentious and over-bearing… This isn’t a new issue either.
Story is king, focus on entertaining and not preaching.

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奏ごるは悲しき愛の調べ!
Que retentisse la triste mélodie de l'amour !
15 novembre : joyeux anniversaire à Orphée, Silver Saint de la Lyre !
Poème en acrostiche ici :
https://t.co/FfeSMMNM3l

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Exactly. You can make art with supplies from the Dollar General, or free pencils from the bank; but OP is too good for punk rock, DIY, gutter art.

Pretentious prig.

Of course, OP did accidentally create the New Guy, so there's that.

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