A lot of Texans look like a randomized sims because their closets aren’t tailored to dress for this weather (myself included)

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Greg Abbott and Ted Cruz after Texans desperately express their need for basic necessities

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Hope you fellow Texans are doing great,, stay as warm as you can get 💕💕

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to the people on my TL from cold climates bragging about how they handle inclement weather better than Texans: wow! amazing! you are so talented and incredibly sexy!! We’re all just so proud of you!!!

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Texans today: How the hell do western Canadians deal with this shit for 6 months out of the year?!

Western Canadians: Stay safe down there, brothers and sisters.

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Texans can survived 100 degree weather...
But not a snow storm.

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Did You Know: The have the most number of games started by Black QB’s in NFL History, at 344.

They are followed by the and

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I wonder what new squishes await in 2021!

Here's some from my big pals back in 2020!

🎨: @/ZarcMoo @/BignFatRoo @/DragoMike @/TexanSoda

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Breaking: The Texans general manager asks the NFL to intervene in games played by Jacksonville; Indianapolis, and Tennessee, and invalidate all their wins. A vast majority of people believe the Texans should be winning the division.

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THIS GUY😳

A HEART th’SIZE of TEXAS♥️
PHENOM TRACK RECORD
3X WINNER
AND unofficial

OUT bout WHERE HE’S AT WEEK 9 as McCOWN joins

DOLING OUT 👊🏻 w/a GAMEPLAN!

MUST SEE 👉🏻https://t.co/q9QzaIoWr7

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Happy Halloween everyone !

The Underdeath Texans are back for the party ! Don't forget to give her candy...

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Footage from jamaal reading the Texans D last week

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Sabíeu que els primers pantalons texans es van fer a Texas? En duien els grangers i els cowboys (‘vaquers’), i per això dels texans també se’n diuen vaquers. Ens ho expliquen Marta Luna i Gustavo Roldán a d'octubre.

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Bill O’Brien: *Trades away one of the best players in the league*

*Texans start 0-4*

Bill O’Brien:

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