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A lot of Texans look like a randomized sims because their closets aren’t tailored to dress for this weather (myself included)
Greg Abbott and Ted Cruz after Texans desperately express their need for basic necessities
to the people on my TL from cold climates bragging about how they handle inclement weather better than Texans: wow! amazing! you are so talented and incredibly sexy!! We’re all just so proud of you!!!
Texans today: How the hell do western Canadians deal with this shit for 6 months out of the year?!
Western Canadians: Stay safe down there, brothers and sisters.
Texans can survived 100 degree weather...
But not a snow storm.
Did You Know: The #Eagles have the most number of games started by Black QB’s in NFL History, at 344.
They are followed by the #Texans, and #Buccaneers.
I wonder what new squishes await in 2021!
Here's some from my big pals back in 2020!
🎨: @/ZarcMoo @/BignFatRoo @/DragoMike @/TexanSoda
Sign up gang! This project is going to be epic!
https://t.co/rZmpIRPG0D
#comics #Texas #Texans #sciencefiction #comicbooks #comicsgate
Breaking: The Texans general manager asks the NFL to intervene in games played by Jacksonville; Indianapolis, and Tennessee, and invalidate all their wins. A vast majority of people believe the Texans should be winning the division.
#TexasLawSuit #TrumpIsANationalDisgrace
THIS GUY😳
A HEART th’SIZE of TEXAS♥️
PHENOM TRACK RECORD
3X WINNER #BestDefensive
AND unofficial #TeamLeader-
#JJWATT🏈SPEAKS OUT bout WHERE HE’S AT WEEK 9 as McCOWN joins
#HoustonTexans-
DOLING OUT #ToughLove 👊🏻 w/a GAMEPLAN!
#TexansGameTime
MUST SEE 👉🏻https://t.co/q9QzaIoWr7
Happy Halloween everyone !
The Underdeath Texans are back for the party ! Don't forget to give her candy...
#Halloween #Halloween2020
@jswaggdaddy @gmfb Footage from jamaal reading the Texans D last week
Sabíeu que els primers pantalons texans es van fer a Texas? En duien els grangers i els cowboys (‘vaquers’), i per això dels texans també se’n diuen vaquers. Ens ho expliquen Marta Luna i Gustavo Roldán a #ElTatano d'octubre.
Bill O’Brien: *Trades away one of the best players in the league*
*Texans start 0-4*
Bill O’Brien: