*insert witty pick up line* aha *lip bite*

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Marty being witty.
I imagine him to know a lot of dumb anecdotes so whenever silence falla in a convo, he tries to revive it with his "alright, an anecdote-".
Jackson usually thinks Marty's just being silly, but seldom he can even crack a smile

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I'm already sleepy, so just please imagine it's a very witty, eye-catching and well written post, that promotes not one but two dinosaur adventures:

🦕 https://t.co/wuRpd1msTz
🦖 https://t.co/6XrpDrknAx

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Fanart February Day 14: Maxine Shaw & Kyle Barker (Living Single) 💞

Happy Valentine’s Day!! 🫶🏽 Max and Kyle are my one of my fave enemies-to -lovers couples; both smart, hot, and witty as hell!

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Happy Valentines Day Hex 🖤❗️
Even though your kitty witty, today wouldn’t be the same without you ><

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SHN-004, Andromeda. Though originally created with a different weapon system, her current one is called the Cloak of Stars, and functions similarly to Mercury's liquid body. Andromeda is a huge prankster and can tear people apart with her witty quips, though she rarely does now.

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My Morty Stella (C-696) his dimensions are full of stars, and the night will be more than the day. She has a teleport gun, she lives in a fortress, and she is witty, she is Morty ? Morticia ? She is a True hermaphrodite.

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witty caption followed by me tagging on the right

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I have nothing witty to say here sorry Izu😔

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Hex kittywittywire🐈‍⬛

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well okay then! My name’s Kendra, I’m pansexual and I make witty tweets and cause chaos! I also occasionally make art, but usually not.

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kitty witty hexy bexy ~♡

I can't wait lmao

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I usually would have a witty comment or something but today have me screaming into the void

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
https://t.co/sCzJEuAW9B

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Hmmmm...

Model updates or just random witty comebacks...

the choices are endless

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Oct 26, 2014. By: luvgaming
[8 Yeahs!] [1 reply] (US)
https://t.co/jK7FdOublg
"*Insert witty comment here*"

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There’s no witty or flirtatious Valentine’s one liner. Help.

🎨: https://t.co/niPs9h7YHj

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I have nothing witty, I'm just doing some art tonight! That's it, that's the tweet

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