Merry Christmas Snake! And, your beautiful family too. Don’t forget to set out some Calorie Mates & milk for Santa. No, you may not eat them. If U do, I’ll take away your cardboard box. I love U Always, Para-Medic❤️🎅🏻🐍#MetalGearSolid

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dont forget 2 leave out calorie mates for santa boss❗️

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Concept art of Sherbet Dragon Camuu, a dragon literally made of high-calorie ice cream that may or may not be hypnotic
...even to himself

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Less calories than a real and it’ll last until your anniversary! 🍰🍁

✨Collect this NEW original or order your own custom cake illustration https://t.co/8PN6rFkbjW

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This spooky sorcerer is gonna triple the calories in all your food~
is doing these cool halloween arts so go look!

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ก็เธอคือ Calories. Calories.
คิดถึงทุกทีที่ I'm hungry. I'm hungry.

ขอสารภาพว่า ดูMVแล้วอยากกินขนมมาก ฮ่าๆๆๆๆ

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thank you for the 5k follows!!

5k calories down the gut!!~<3

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Real cola taste, just one calorie

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Happy Birthday~ !
I totally love the canon when is in charge of his daily calories. 😂 Imagine Connor convinced Hank on a diet because he said he wishes Hank can live longer. And Hank thought about how Connor is all alone after he died so he had to.

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All new, 0% calories, 0% fat

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Been awhile since I last drew those one piece jumpsuits
oh well enjoy more pandass 🐼
(Added some sweat effect cause she needed to burn the calories kek)
(Panda Belinda)

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Me: I'm gonna count my calories, go to the gym more, and not buy all these snack foods and coffees.

Also me:

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Exercise + more calories than you can burn off = Fatter sweatier Chuck

Art by

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i hope i dont get fat, do fennecs have much calories? :0

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Me looking at and seeing that I need like 1k more calories.

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