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Oleander: "This here is the lady scallion-"
Raz: "Named after the general's strict diet of scallions, of which the crew complained and its odours strongly resembled... *The other campers take pictures, as Raz continues to talk Oleander gets is mad, he growls, bloodshot in eyes*"
*Clem and Loboto joust with clarinets. Oleander stands big in between them with cymbals and clashes them with the cymbals.*
Based on Spongebob Season 2 Episode Band Geeks.
Raz: "I know!!! Isn't it great?!"
Oleander: "*Sees a truck that he is about to crash into and screams and swerves away for his life, only to send him to the junkyard and have him and his jeep destroyed. He blows up and the jeep is stuck to his behind. He moans and groans.*"
Oleander: *Gasp* We didn't crash!!! *He smiles creepy*"
Based on Spongebob Season 12 Episode Lighthouse Louie.
Raz: "*Sweating nervously* Uh...ok...umm...My report is on....*his finger begins to twitch. He slaps his finger and giggles nervously. Oleander watches in annoyance.* Mis be last minute jitters...*Raz begins shaking around the room, mainly Oleander's desk and Oleander watches.*"
Oleander: "Now what do you do next?"
Raz: "Floor it?"
Oleander: "Yes-er No! No! Don't floor it!!!
Raz: "Floor it?!"
Oleander: "*Shaking his head* No! No! NO! Don't FLOOR it!!!"
Raz: "Ok! Floor it!"
Oleander: "NO! NO! NO! NOOOOOOOOO!!"
Raz: "I'm sorry for letting you down, Coach Oleander..."
Oleander: "It's ok...Razputin...you didn't mean it...ok boys take me away *Oleander grunts as the paramedics snuggle to put him in the ambulance (Because he didn't fully go back to normal size.*"
*Raz and Oleander crash into Coach Oleander's Basic Braining Classroom*
Raz: "Coach Oleander! It's you! *Oleander blows up and his costume falls off, oh and his car breaks too* You're all puffy again! Now everything's back to normal!*The classroom collapses on top of them*"
(TW//Trigger Warning//: Suggestive, but SFW as they still have undergarments on)
*Oleander and Loboto become human again after being a Bunny and bird. They are seen in their undergarments. They look at each other and gasp and giggle and run off*
*Raz and Oleander in the test course in the tank while Dogen on Walkie-Talkie giving Answers.*
The angle of the duo in the tank is very cursed here.
Based on Spongebob Season 1 Episode Boating School.
Likes and retweets are appreciated!!!
Since I know y'all like em cursed!!!
*Raz blows bubbles for everyone at the camp to land on safely. Oleander falls screaming and Raz makes a bubble for him to land on safely.*
Oleander: "*While wiping the popped bubble off* No more bubbles!!! GET THEM OFF!!!"
Based on Spongebob Season 10 Episode Burst Your Bubble.
Benny: "Ahhhhh!!!!! ooo Phew finally!! *His jaw drops. He contuse to to freak out and run because Raz and Dogen are in the Hotel hallway. He keeps bumping into them and also sees Oleander and screams at him*"
Based on Spongebob Season 12 Episode Jolly Lodgers @BantBeOdd
Raz: "But-But Coach Oleander..."
Oleander: "No buts, RAZPUTIN! You failed this test over and over! I'm beginning to believe that you are Simply UNTEACHABLE!!!! *The teens laugh again* NOW GET OUT OF MY SIGHT!!! *Raz cries*
For @BantBeOdd (A special appearance of Bant!)
Raz: "*Looks around all concerned* Coach Oleander? Why have you taken me to this remote slightly scary landscape?"
Oleander: "*In a Deep, Creepy, voice* To overcome your fears, see..."
Raz: "It's not working!!!"
Based on Spongebob Season 9 Episode Bumper to Bumper. @BantBeOdd
Oleander: "*Spits out the dirt in his mouth* I need to call another instructor for you, I just CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE *He Throws the dirt off of him angrily*"
Based on Spongebob Season 10 Episode The Getaway.
Oleander: "Oh sweet Posideon?!! Move aside! I've got to stop this plane, before it plows into Whispering Rock!!! uh-uh-uh-uh-lll-Let's see...The first thing to turn off is...the uh-uh...ooo dear Neptune, I've never driven anything this advanced before..."
Oleander: "There's the finish line! It's unbelievable!!! You've shown the most spectacular Improvement of any student I've ever seen!!! What's your secret? A little radio under your hat? *They both laugh and Dogen does too*"
Based on Spongebob Season 1 Episode Boating School.
Oleander: "Let's get off this thing!!! *he runs off with Raz off/out of the National Plane Museum.*...And the way you stopped the plane...Genius!!! I never thought i'd say this but here is your Basic Braining Merit Badge!!! *He holds it up and is about to hand it to Raz*"
Oleander: "Good thing you studied..."
Based on Spongebob Season 6 Episode Nautical Novice.