morg dead u find:

A (probably mostly empty) bottle of strong rum

Gaudy goth jewelry, lots of dumb pendants and stuff

A "magic" tome that probably does nothing

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he drops bones bc you just killed a dog how could u

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*you see a Sorrel on your path*

You loot the Pandoth to find:
- An endless black chasm full of a never ending stream of Crab Rangoons flying through the void in your direction.

“Oh dear god, why! Make it stop!”

Sorrel: “Haha! Never! Embrace them!”

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Congratulations on slaying Bentley! The following items have been added to your inventory:

🗺 A colourful paper map
🧸 An assortment of Pokemon plushies
🐸 Some sort of small wooden creature

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for the low low price of murdering my Sona you get:

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banana runts are a guaranteed drop that fills every empty space in your inventory

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She's the kind of boss fight with too many forms/phases

The sunglasses lower your magic resist.
The potions are all assorted and unlabeled, good luck.
She'd probably just give you the copy of Outrun if you ask nicely.

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