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*The duo crash into the tree again and Oleander blows up and the tree cracks and falls.*
Oleander: "Oh, Razputin, WHY?????"
Based on Spongebob Season 1 Episode Boating School.
@BantBeOdd
Oleander: "*Brushing his teeth. Raz and Dogen Come out of a toilet.*
Raz and Dogen: "*Whispering* Pssst..."
Oleander: *Quietly Gasps*
Raz: "Hop in Coach Oleander!"
Oleander: "Guards! Guards! Come LOOK!"
Guard: "*Flushes the toilet.* Ughh...They don't pay me enough to do this job"
Raz: "Hello. Coach Oleander. What do you think of my Classy new car?"
Oleander: "Hello. Razputin...*Turns his head to Raz* RAZPUTIN?! AHHHHHH!!!! You're NOT driving?!"
Based on Spongebob Season 11 Episode Drive Happy. I love this scene so much because it funny and he funny.
Raz: “Don’t look it’s not ready!”
Oleander: “It’s so simple! Only 10 words! What I learned in Basic Braining is Blankity Blankity Blank!”
Based on Spongebob Season 2 Episode No Free Rides.
Likes and Retweets are appreciated
A true classic
Oleander: "*Opens the door and has a crowbar in his hand* Who's there?! I'm warning you! I have a blood instrument here *turns head from side to side angrily* and I'm not afraid to use it! *Sees Loboto climbing the fence* Oh there you are SUCKER! *Tosses and catches the crowbar*"
Dogen: "*On walkie talkie*Give him the apple."
Raz: "Here you go, sir."
*Oleander eats the apple in one bite.*
Based on Spongebob Season 1 Episode Boating School.
Raz: "Hey I can see the Main Lodge from here! *Oleander is floating in Raz' dream angrily* Coach Oleander, I finally got my Basic Braining Merit Badge!"
Oleander: "*Takes Raz' Basic Braining Merit Badge and rips it in his face* Not even in your dreams, Mr. Aquato!!!"
Raz: "NOO!"
Oleander: *Maniacally laughing at Raz and chasing him down the Basic Braining Test Course/Track in his derby car and wanting him gone forever. The go round and mess up/destroy the course.*
Based on Spongebob Season 8 Episode Demolition Doofus (EWWWW I HATE THIS EPISODE SO MUCH).
Oleander: "TURN THIS TANK AROUND IMMEDIATELY!!!"
Raz: "Right away, sir! *He turns the steering wheel in the tank around really fast and the duo spin around in circles and mess up the test track and crash into a teens' cabin.*"
Based on Spongebob Season 9 Episode Bumper to Bumper.
Oleander: "Good morning class, sorry, I'm late. I got caught in traffic on the way in here when that whole I wouldn't be doing this for the rest of my life thing and I...Anyway...We have a new student today...So let's put on our happy faces for...Boyd Cooper!" (Cursed) @SLXSTUDIO
Oleander: "*Walking to his home* Now to have the rest of that pasta...*He giggles and opens the door and stands there in shock.* Ahhhh!"
Raz, Augustus, and Donatella: "SURPRISE!!!"
Raz: "To the greatest instructor ever!"
Based on Spongebob Season 2 Episode No Free Rides.
Deliveryman: "Excuse me, I am looking for a Coach Oleander."
Oleander: "Yes, that's me."
Deliveryman: "Your new jeep's here, just sign for me please."
Raz: "Speaking of signatures, would you help sign this to save Whispering Rock?"
Deliveryman: "Why would I care about that?"
Raz: "What happened?"
Oleander: "Oh nothing, Razptuin, You just struck another pedestrian *Writes this down on his clipboard with his pencil* -20 more points."
Raz: "How many does that leave me with?"
Oleander: "Negative 224..."
Based on Spongebob Season 2 Episode No Free Rides.
*Oleander is drinking water from the sink. Lili walks into the general washroom in the main lodge to find him there.*
Lili: "Oh hi (*Makes a confused/disgusted face*) Coach Oleander?"
Oleander: "*Stops drinking* Oh helloooooooooo *he spits the water on her*"
Hero and Leander – Louis-Marie Baader, 1866.
(Museum of Grenoble).
Oleander: "Now just settle down and watch this movie on Basic Braining Safety... *He puts the projector on and smiles as the video plays.*"
Based on Spongebob Season 11 Episode Teacher's Pests.
@BantBeOdd @RileyClifford5
Raz: "I'm ready here I come! Coach Oleander, I'm ready! I'm Ready! I'm Ready! I'm ready eedddedddyy!!!"
Oleander: "*Tired, dismayed, and shaking his head* I'm not ready..."
Based on Spongebob Season 1 Episode Boating School.
*Raz crashing on the course going off course, getting out of Oleander's mind and into camp!*
Raz: "I can do this! I can do this, Coach Oleander!"
Oleander: "The Basic Braining Test is over, Razputin! Stop the tank!"
Raz: "Coach Oleander, I can do THIS!"