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Oleander: "Have some..."
Based on Spongebob Season 11 Episode Krabby Patty Creature Feature. (WORST EPISODE OF THE SEASON BECAUSE IT IS GROSS AND DISTURBING)
Oleander: "I've got to get rid of these rotten hiccups, before I pop! *Hic His. HE runs to the sink and begins to drink water upside down. Glug Glug.*"
Based on Spongebob Season 12 Episode Hiccup Plague.
Raz: "AND THEN YOU'LL SAY WE'RE NOT TALKING ABOUT THIS *Draws a triangle* OR THIS *draws a square* WE'RE TALKING ABOUT THIS *Covers up the screen with squiggly lines*"
Loboto: "But lad, this time it's different, he needs it."
Oleander: "Are we are going to the park soon?"
Raz: "Classmates!!! Who Am I? To deserve such a great honour, why I would be nothing without, Coach Oleander *he points to him*"
Oleander: "*under his breath* Give me a break..."
Based on Spongebob Season 1 Episode Hall Monitor.
*The duo almost crash into a tree*
Oleander: "We didn't Crash! :) *He makes a creepy smile*"
Based on Spongebob Season 12 Episode Lighthouse Louie.
Raz: "Dinner is served!!!"
Oleander: "*Gasp. He proceeds to pick up the burger with 3 buns (Big Mac Style).*"
Raz: "*Whispers to Loboto as he says this* Three buns..."
Based on Spongebob Season 12 Episode Kooky Cooks.
@JW_the_3rd (You wanted to see)
Raz: "That's a nice touch...what a soothing projection screen..."
Oleander: "*Running up the stairs to the National Plane Museum and Sees Raz sitting in the pilot's seat* THAT'S NOT A PROJECTION SCREEN!!!!! *He runs and jumps into Raz' lap*"
Raz: "Now to get your bubble moving, just pump your legs like this *Raz makes hup hup sounds and puts his legs up and down. He passes the steering wheel to Oleander, who looses his balance and blows up and squishes himself and Raz in the whole bubble car.*
Raz: "Nice start..."
Oleander: "Let's see here...This week's Hall Monitor will be ummm...Elton..no..J.T...no...Elka...Chops...Chloe...Kitty...Vernon...*Panicked Gasp* RAZPUTIN?"
*Raz starts to move forward in his desk*
Based on Spongebob Season 1 Episode Hall Monitor.
Oleander: "Oh? Why would I care about that?"
Raz: "*Gasp* Coach Oleander? Don't you care about what happens to Dr. Loboto, Benny, my pet frog, me?"
Oleander: "Not particularly..."
Based on Spongebob Season 8 Episode Move It or Lose It.
(TW//Trigger Warning: Gun)
Oleander: "*Deflates and is relieved* I don't know what that was all about, but I'm glad its over..."
Based on Spongebob Season 9 Episode Spongebob Longpants.
Scene request by @BantBeOdd/@BantBeOdd2 (Not sure which you'd prefer, which i why i used both)
Oleander: *Serves the chilli and Raz' nose pops out* Ahhhhh..."
Raz: "*The rest of his face comes out of the chilli and he talks in a creepy voice* Coach Oleander... *Oleander looks creeped out* It's me Razputin..."
Oleander: "When are these horrific hallucinations going to end?"
@JW_the_3rd
Oleander: "The robots have stolen priceless Artwork from the Museum. If you can return it all to me, I will reward you with a badge."
Raz: "Why do you want all that artwork?"
Oleander: "Don't ask questions you aren't prepared to handle the answers to.
(See drawing)
*Jasper Rolls turns his head around*
Oleander: "*Pacing in circles and back and forth* But you'll terrify my students. They'll quit and they'll never come back."
Based on a Spongebob Comic from Issue #18 (Driving Dutchman).
Police: "I'm going to have to ask you to step out of the jeep, sir! Do you know why I pulled you over?"
Oleander: "You saw my plates on my rap sheet? *He holds his hands out like he's ready to be handcuffed*"
Based on Spongebob Season 10 Episode Burst Your Bubble (Watched today)
Oleander: "Yes but that would be cheating..."
Dogen (Walkie-Talkie): "Ha Cheating! HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!! *The screen zooms in on Raz' shocked face*"
Raz: "I'm Cheating!? Coach Oleander?"
Oleander: "Yes, my Star Pupil?"
Raz: "I think I'm cheating?"
Raz: "*Finshes sharpening his pencil and walks back to his seat* N E D'oh! *His pencil breaks again and walks up to the sharpener, whistling and oleander stares at him angry with his fists clenched*"
Based on Spongebob Season 2 Episode No Free Rides