I appreciate you worshippers eagerly laying in wait for my morning steps, but the bedroom carpet is getting kinda soggy

Yes I am colossal, no the carpet will not save you.

Wait for your God-Stomps on the HARD floors, please, where the priests can hose you off afterwards
❤️🐾☠️

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Well she is just a bit soggy down there.😱

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The enemy concepts I cooked up for the creature contest. I typed a bunch of text for each but it won't fit here so you'll have to cope. Left to right: Cheshire Nohog / Spiteful Witherwisp / Soggy Breadbug

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hi hii I'm suhai~ I'm a coral mermaid that likes drawing, video games, and eating human snacks! (๑´ω`๑)
(bc ocean snacks aren't as good tbh everything's cold and soggy blegh)
nice to meet everybody~~

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little MASH x doodle... soggy quicktalon and sandsnap

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🍼 "Mrs.Ivanov, pleeeas-"

"No buts, darling, I can't have my boss arriving to the meeting soggy"🍼

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@/EtherealChi
@/renxscentia
@/SoggyOnions
@/MidasPeachyWife

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Calling all Idoneth Deepkin fans! Does your force of soggy, eyeless soul-snatchers have a name? No? Then how do you expect your victims to remember their horrific deeds in hushed & fearful tales?

What? They don't *want* to be remembered? Oh. Right.

LINK: https://t.co/7NfJIdCqeT

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Sleepy soggy squirrel ;)

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I'm not that soggy this morning I swear!
I'm.. I'm not right?

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The worst thing you could put on a (giant) Weetabix is yourself. In a nautical emergency it will get soggy and you will wish you had chosen a door or life raft. This ends today’s safety tip.

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CAPTAIN AMERICA Namor has been defeated, but the control disk cannot be removed from his neck without risking permanent damage. Cap must find the Controller to figure out how to relinquish his hold over the soggy Avenger!

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sup. you can call me elmo or a soggy homo caesar salad

prints: https://t.co/iqOk0Ukknu
carrd, for millennials: https://t.co/uRmYHCPEbk
tip car: https://t.co/EAR61kRRHW
fic: https://t.co/5U8sirHPS9
poetry: https://t.co/iwpBNWq3hA
god's wisdom-filled ass: https://t.co/CQCW5Qy0N3

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"Floating with the stars"

Hi lovely people
take some soggy white boy

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i would kith his soggy fucked up lips 😔

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