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Oleander: "Dr. Loboto, this dinner has been so wonderful! The steak is grilled to perfection! *Chuckles* I don't even think I could eat another bite!"
Loboto: "Oh, I doubt that, my little army man!"
Oleander: "*Giggles* You're spoiling me Dr. Loboto!"
Oleander: "Alright class, please say "Hello" to our new classmate, Dr. Loboto!"
Based on Spongebob Season 9 Episode Tutor Sauce.
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Oleander: "Ah...You know there's something different about you tonight, Cal. You've been such a good listener and that manly musk you're wearing *sniff* ooooooohhhh my."
Oleander on the date with "Loboto" (Fake Loboto)
Based on Spongebob Season 12 Episode My Two Krabses.
Raz: "Oooo...Dont worry Mr. delivery Man, I got this!!! *Puts the jeep into reverse*"
*The jeep backs into Oleander's classroom, everyone gives a concerned look*
Oleander: "Oh! NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!"
*He gets out of the rubble and blows up*
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Raz: "I do have an antenna under my hat! There's some guy giving me all the answers! It's all true! I'm cheating! I'm cheating! I'm cheating! *Oleander watches with shock on his face as Raz says this and its go of the wheel.*
Based on Spongebob Season 1 Episode Boating School.
Oleander: "*Painting outside, in the meadow, relaxed* Ahhhhh...I feel so serene now that I'm away from that homicidal maniac, Razputin." Based on Spongebob Season 4 Episode Mrs. Puff You're Fired.
Scene request for @DanielogiPl :)
Oleander: "*Mimicking car sounds like a dummy, with a dumb expression on his face, while Milka pushes his jeep which is upside down, with a dumb expression on her face. They're dumb as Dogen* VROOOM!!!"
Based on SPongebob Season 9 Episode Salsa Imebecilicus (I hate this episode).
Oleander: "*Looks and pets the tiny lungfish in the cardboard box happily*.
Raz: "These little cuties were hiding in your boathouse!"
Oleander: "*He picks one up* Oh! Aren't you adorable?"
Raz: "Oh...Coach Oleander, you're pretty cute too..."
*Raz crashes the tank forward and backwards while trying to back out, causing Oleander to blow up.*
Raz: "I'm sorry, Coach Oleander, I know what I did wrong."
Based on Spongebob Season 8 Episode Demolition Doofus (Hate this episode but a great drawing lol).
Oleander: "And some guy miles away from here is giving you all the answers...*Oleander and Raz laugh with each other. Dogen continues to laugh as well. Oleander begins to calm down. Oooooo....yes...but, that would be cheating."
Based on Spongebob Season 1 Episode Boating School.
Oleander: "*Panicked* We don't have much time! In a few minutes we'll be flattening millions of innocent lives!!!"
Raz: "*Panicked* Innocent lives?"
Oleander: "*Looks at Raz* And you're the only one that could save them!"
Raz: "Only one that could save them?!"
Oleander: "*Oleander begins to chase down raz cause he still hungry. This is not a good thing.* Just one taste!"
French Narrator: "Bon Appetit!"
Based on Spongebob Season 12 Episode Kooky Cooks.
Loboto: *Gasp. His eyes go through the hole of Coach Oleander's fence. He sees a bunch of carrots left unattended and picks them.*
Oleander: "*Snoring and sleeping* Must protect garden...only thing that makes life worth living..."
Based on Spongebob Season 7 Episode Growth Spout.
*Oleander Blows Up and Lili, Loboto, and Benny bounce off of him.*
Lili, Loboto, and Benny: "*In unison* WOOOAH!!!"
Oleander: "*Grunts and pulls the pastry (With Raz inside) off of him and eats it in one humongous bite!!!*
Based on Spongebob Season 12 Episode Kooky Cooks.
Oleander: "*Drives up to the main lodge in his new car/hot rod.* What do you think of my new hot rod?"
Raz: "It's beautiful, Coach Oleander! Let me take it for a spin!"
Oleander: "*Oleander and Raz laugh* No :("
Based on Spongebob Season 4 Episode Wishing You Well.
*The campers, who were watching Raz and Dogen fight leave. Cue angry Oleander coming in. He grabs Raz and Dogen by their heads angrily.*
Oleander: "What's going on here?! WELL..."
Dogen: "Raz and I were fighting"
Based on Spongebob Season 3 Episode New Student Starfish.
Raz: "Cheater! I'm a cheater! Cheater!"
Oleander: "No! No! NO! It's Quite alright! You can cheat today!"
Raz: "I'm cheating!"
Oleander: "That way, Raz! That way! It's ok to cheat today! That way! That way! Cheat that way!"
Based on Spongebob Season 1 Episode Boating School.
Raz: "Look at me everyone! I'm driving! I'm driving! I'm driving!"
Oleander: "Goodness. You're driving! You're DRIVING ME CRAZY!!! *Grins evilly, laughs and jumps.* Let's make the road REALLY BUMPY!"
Based on Spongebob Season 11 Episode Girl's Night Out.
Oleander: *Moans and groans in disgust (Angrily) and confusion as he pulls his broken jeep off his backside*
Based on Spongebob Season 11 Episode Drive Happy.