My dad trained a crow to talk and named him Sam. Unfortunately, my dad didn’t teach Sam when to quit talking. Sam learned to repeat everything he heard. His most famous words were “Stop It! Sam!”

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Artspiration

"If the doors of perception were cleansed everything would appear to man as it is, infinite." — William Blake

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Create an 'Awesome Weekend' State of Mind.
Awesome Day, Awesome Life, Awesome World.

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Putting this up here for
My design is available from via this link
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Don’t forget to buy some today

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😎#Goblin Slayer: time to fuck up some goblins
😩😩Her: wait please don’t stop them 🤫🤗
😲Goblin Slayer: uhh ok you do you I guess🤐

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One week left and only 25% left too go and we're funded, baby. Please share and give what you can, thank you!



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The birthday unicorns are here.

It’s April 6th and that means PARTY TIME!!

Because it’s MY BRITHDAY!! 🥳🎂

When is everyone else’s glorious birthday? 🥰

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~ Are you still lounging around in bed this 😌~ enjoy your weekend whatever you're up to… hope it makes your toes curl 😉

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