ROUND 2! Can you guess how you would these outfits for Admiral Ty'Ron Xanthus?

2 17

"Damn, Kodai! Even your arms look fat! It's like every part of you is getting fat!"

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So I found out that FGO will be having a revival of the Fate/Zero event... Meaning Iskandar will have a Rate UP banner... And yet, as they say, Rate UP is a lie... Made worse by the fact that he's a 5-Star servant...

RIP wallet...

4 11

Every Royal Zephyr Knight when they awaken after meeting Kodai: Damn, Goliath! What have you been feeding the prince?! He's so FAT!

Goliath: It's not my fault! He's just an insatiable glutton like the king!

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Ladies and gentlemen, meet Atouz Magnuson! A new character that I adopted from ! Not sure where to place him, but I'm sure he'll find a good home.

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Happy Birthday to Odin, the Swift Sword of Wisdom from ZEPHYRION of the Infinite Cosmos!

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"Surely this won't make me put on too many pounds, right?"
https://t.co/ArqaQpD5zi

2 28

I like to think Mapocha likes waffles as opposed to Kodai, who likes pancakes...
https://t.co/LciCvLAgcp

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Admrial Ty'Ron Xanthus' main costumes! Can you guess how you unlock them in ZEPHYRION the video game?

7 45

I like to think that this would be the start of Kazim's DM in his boss battle...
https://t.co/vSzgUfWow3

3 17

"Ye gods, I feel myself fattening up from this. And it's not even my birthday..."
https://t.co/vzfkfaMyo7

6 41

"WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU WASTE A PERFECTLY GOOD CHILLI DOG LIKE THAT, YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT BITCH?!"

Yeah, rule of thumb, never waste food in front of Kodai. He'll hate you for life...

https://t.co/Lk3MKZTlYl

2 19

"Why must there be so many delicious sweet cakes in this modern era?! Does the universe not see that I'm already a ball of lard?!"

Oh, it does. You just have no self-control, gramps...

https://t.co/e4QtLLCn8Z

8 49

Doctor: Young man, you've been packing on the pounds at an alarming rate. You keep this up and I can't guarantee your good health.

Too bad most doctors don't really understand Zephyrite biology.

10 54

I like to think that Chubbydorf is actually a living sack of fat...

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