"'Crackers!' said Dumbledore, enthusiastically, offering the end of a large silver one to Snape, who took it reluctantly […] With a bang like a gunshot, the cracker flew apart to reveal a large, pointed witch's hat topped with a stuffed vulture"
— JKR (PA11)

by gerre

14 75

"'You must have some idea who's behind it all...'
'You know I haven't, Goyle, how many times do I have to tell you?' snapped Malfoy. 'And father won't tell me anything about the last time the Chamber was opened"
— JKR (CS12)

by HogwartsHorror

https://t.co/gnCx1Embu5

0 4

"Your father left this in my possession before he died. It is time it was returned to you.
Use it well
A Very Merry Christmas to you"
— JKR (PS12)



by Bianca R.

https://t.co/wU9DZ8t1Wl

3 40

"Instead of an obelisk covered in names, there was a statue of three people: a man with untidy hair and glasses, a woman with long hair and a kind, pretty face, and a baby boy sitting in his mother's arms."
— JKR (DH16)

by Ottowl

https://t.co/93CGuavdJT

10 43

"Fleur, who seemed to find Celestina very dull, was talking so loudly in the corner that a scowling Mrs Weasley kept pointing her wand at the volume control, so that Celestina grew louder and louder"
— JKR (HBP16)



by UpTheHill

https://t.co/uZlN82ResQ

1 6

"'We're off to the village, there's a very pretty girl working in the paper shop who thinks my card tricks are something marvellous... almost like real magic...'
'Gits,' said Ron darkly, watching Fred and George setting off…"
— JKR (HBP16)

by Dan Waring

1 10

"'Why, what does it mean?'
'Well, you can't break an Unbreakable Vow...'
'I'd worked that much out for myself, funnily enough. What happens if you break it, then?'
'You die,' said Ron simply."
— JKR (HBP16)



by Nastja Stark

https://t.co/WjWXfoKvNd

0 3

"The house-elves down in the kitchen were outdoing themselves with a series of rich, warming stew and savoury puddings..."
— JKR (GF23)



by Sebastian Theilig

https://t.co/hrMn2N8ckL

2 8

"Fred and George had had a great success with their Canary Creams, and for the first couple of days of the holidays, people kept bursting into feathers all over the place"
— JKR (GF23)



by Viria13

https://t.co/VxqinGmQCU

0 4

"Fred, George and Ginny had chosen to stay at school rather than visit Bill in Egypt with Mr and Mrs Weasley. Percy, who disapproved of what he termed their childish behaviour, didn't spend much time in the Gryffindor common room"
— JKR (CS12)

by Magda Szerszeń

0 13

"Harry found it peaceful, rather than gloomy, and enjoyed the fact that he, Hermione and the Weasleys had the run of Gryffindor tower, which meant they could play Exploding Snap loudly without bothering anyone…"
— JKR (CS12)

by Nastja Stark

0 13

"'Well, that was a bit stupid of you,' said Ginny angrily, 'seeing as you don't know anyone but me who's been possessed by You-Know-Who, and I can tell you how it feels.'"
— JKR (OP23)



by Natello

https://t.co/YyeS7R1LRT

0 10

"'Oh, no, I'd love to go with you as friends!' said Luna, beaming as he had never seen her beam before. 'Nobody's ever asked me to a party before, as a friend!'"
— JKR (HBP15)



by Lainey Yehl

https://t.co/MHV65rOUKP

3 11

Not feeling so great after the JKR stuff, so I made this. As a trans man, fuck TERFs who want me and other trans people gone

10 32

"'Hi Harry!' said Romilda Vane, the moment he had climbed through the portrait hole. 'Fancy a Gillywater?'
Hermione gave him a 'What-did-I-tell-you?' look over her shoulder"
— JKR (HBP15)



by maryquiZe

https://t.co/rrH0RJu2o5

1 3

"'He's at perfect liberty to kiss whomever he likes,' said Hermione [...] 'I really couldn't care less.'
She raised her quill and dotted an 'i' so ferociously that she punctured a hole in her parchment."
— JKR (HBP15)

by Bas Schel

https://t.co/pmrcdzlWR6

1 4

"'He's going to be all right,' she said, her voice weak with tiredness. 'He's sleeping. We can all go and see him later. Bill's sitting with him now'"
— JKR (OP22)



by Makani

https://t.co/Nd90wHAjSj

0 3

"The man was yelling in pain... then he fell silent... he slumped backwards against the wall... blood was splattering on to the floor...
His forehead hurt terribly... it was aching fit to burst...
'Harry! HARRY!'"
— JKR (OP21)

by Agatha Macpie

https://t.co/kllA2dfe6M

1 5

"'Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot and Prongs,' sighed George, patting the heading of the map. 'We owe them so much.'"
— JKR (PA10)



by Viria13

https://t.co/BZtEZZ0zGI

2 6

"'Early Christmas present for you, Harry,' he said.
Fred pulled something from inside his cloak with a flourish and laid it on one of the desks"
— JKR (PA10)



by Ottowl

https://t.co/NKH5vABSLN

0 10