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Raz: "NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!"
*Dogen walks to Oleander in the tank angrily and enters it*
Oleander: "Good morning."
Dogen: "*Looks ready to pack a punch* You're not the judge of me!!!"
Oleander: "*Blows whistle hard, pants heavily, and clears his throat* While Donny Jr is a student here, he will need no special attention. He will be treated just like the rest of us. No exceptions! Now Donny report to the obstacle course, where I will asses your abilities."
Oleander: "I've got to get rid of those rotten hiccups, before I pop! *Hiccup* *Hiccups*"
Based on Spongebob Season 12 Episode Hiccup Plague.
This had me dying of laughter no offence.
*Raz accidentally sends Oleander's Spare tire for his jeep into the air and cannot get it back*
Raz: "Uh huh! *He has an idea*"
Oleander: "*Snoring and Sleeping in his jeep* Ahhh!!! *His jeep is ready to go*"
Raz: "Ok Coach Oleander, You're good to go! *He gives him thumbs up*"
Oleander: "*Eats the apple in one bite* Let's get this over with...Takes a big deep breath/inhale and exhales big* What's the first thing you do? *Makes a bad dodging pose*"
Based on Spongebob Season 1 Episode Boating School.
Oleander: "*Opens the door and has a crowbar in his hand* Who's there?! I'm warning you! I have a blood instrument here *turns head from side to side angrily* and I'm not afraid to use it *Sees Loboto climbing the fence* Oh there you are SUCKER! *Tosses and catches the crowbar*"
*Raz and Oleander crash into Coach Oleander's Basic Braining Classroom*
Raz: "Coach Oleander! It's you! *Oleander blows up and his costume falls off, oh and his car breaks too* You're all puffy again! Now everything's back to normal!"
Oleander: "He is good...*gasp* If he's really that good, maybe there's a chance some of that could rub off on my most incorrigible student, *Makes an evil grin* Razputin Aquato *Quietly laughs evilly* YESSSSS!!!!!!!"
Based on Spongebob Season 8 Episode The Hot Shot.
Raz: "Looks like you guys forgot your Tank Smarts! *He laughs and drives away in the tank*
*Oleander with Benny holding onto him both give annoyed looks*
Oleander: "Nevermind..."
Credit to @DanielogiPl for the idea. Based on Spongebob Season 5 Episode Boat Smarts.
Loboto: "It would cost us a fortune to get this fixed, thanks to you."
Oleander: "Oh gracious me! I don't have that kind of cash!!!"
Loboto: Oh, don't worry, I thunk we can work something out!"
Oleander: "Huh? You mean we should go out on a date?"
As they are going through the Test Track/Basic Braining Test Course, and Dogen gives Raz the answers, Coach Oleander is wiring down Raz' performance. He looks impressed. What a happy boi! :) Awwww :) Based on Spongebob Season 1 Episode Boating School.
Oleander: "NO! NOT YOU! OOOOHH! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?!"
Raz: "*Whispering quietly to Coach Oleader in the Iron Lung* Don't worry, Coach Oleander... I'm a doctor...Today *Smiles* What is this crazy thing? *Climbs in and on top of the iron lung* Looks like a submarine!"
Oleander: "Ugh...My nails are in terrible shape. *He moans and groans relaxed as his hands are being massaged.* OOoooo...That feels good... *Raz then starts chewing Oleander's nails, freaking him out* Uhhhh...uhhh...Ethel you know, I like keeping my nails long! Ahhh.....
Oleander: *Moans and groans in disgust and confusion as he pulls his broken jeep off his backside*
Based on Spongebob Season 11 Episode Drive Happy.
Raz: "I'm Cheating!? Coach Oleander!"
Oleander: "Yes, My star pupil?"
Raz: "I think, I'm cheating."
Oleander: "What's that dear?"
Raz: "I THINK I AM CHEATING!"
Oleander: "You-You let go of the wheel."
Based on Spongebob Season 1 Episode Boating School.
Raz and Oleander go spinning in the tank round and round after Raz fails to make a right turn and its unstoppable. These are cursed especially the one on the right where they spin like crazy! Based on SPongebob Season 12 Episode Lighthouse Louie.
Sasha: "Well Howdy, Morry, you want to step out with me and Milla tonight?"
Oleander: "Oh yes! Sasha, I just really need to step out *He gets outside the tank*"
Raz: "Oh you're talking to Sasha, Coach Oleander, Tell him I say hi! *keeps repeating it in background*"
*Raz comes onto the bus all dirty, smelly, and sleepless, and ugly, Oleander looks at him*
Oleander: "Razputin? *Makes a concerned, disgusted face * You look terrible."
Based on Spongebob Season 6 Episode Nautical Novice.
bust sketches of two of my characters: Cherry, an android I've had forever, and Oleander, a warlock for a new DnD campaign!
#sketch #DnD #characterdesign #portraits #DigitalArtist #commissionsopen
A cursed screen cap from Boating School, I found another really really really funny looking one, this had before Oleander face forward and he looks weird. Raz looks scared lol >:) Based on Spongebob Season 1 episode boating School.