Here's what I wanna look like vs. What I look like now

I just wanna have a cool short mullet and a cool fashion sense :( I mean I could look like this if I lost weight and my face cleared up but its really hard to do that-- AND having a conservative dad w/ the short green hair

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The Lesser Blue Conservative Dragon (or Wyrm) is known for its hypocrisy and lust for hoarding cash. Why invest money in people when you can hoard it for pet projects?

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I don't get why y'all are complaining about how they "desexualized" Lola Bunny.

Like, she BARELY changed...!?

All they did was remove the rabbit titties, have her in a more conservative uniform, be slightly less curvy.

Am I missing something here???

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Sonic fan here.
We do NOT claim the conservative CWC van as our own. https://t.co/XHy3HzMr53

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A journalist should ask Dr King’s family if they authorized or endorse the use of his image and likeness to illegally distribute Dr Seuss’s racist books, as a mysterious new group run by conservatives is doing. I also wonder who is funding them? 🤔 CC

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Part of the effect of a filter bubble isn't that you don't hear different opinions, it's that you only hear THE MOST EXTREME different opinions.

So I like to wade onto "normal" conservative twitter sometimes, and this is a thing that has been a staple there for ages:

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Hulu + must be really desperate to catch up with Disney + HBO Max and Netflix since the Animaniacs Reboot got renewed for 2 additional seasons

I mean im all for more potential waifu bait but more specifically recurring waifu bait

Make Nora more Conservative please

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Conservative talking points make a lot more sense when you imagine Spacemarines saying them.

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When you can’t trust a Premier to tell the truth, his approval ratings nosedive. If you can’t trust him with the truth, what else can’t you trust him with?

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epic conservative moment when you run out of gas intentionally because of how racist you are

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Conservatives when Disney films a movie right next to literal concentration/death camps vs. Conservatives when Disney fires someone for saying antisemitic shit.

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You see a lot of “Gina Carano was fired for being a conservative” nonsense.

It’s those tweets, by conservatives, that conflate conservatism with antisemitism and transphobia.

It’s not a label that anybody else is applying, but that conservatives have applied to themselves.

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The official mascot of Conservative Twitter

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Aha! Once again the conservative sandwich-heavy portfolio pays off for the hungry investor!

Oh! I'm ruined. Why? Why?

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My story "The Listener," beautifully illustrated by Cécile Matthey, is out in the new issue of ! Set in 2008, it's about navigating climate grief, growing up a closeted queer teen in a conservative place, and quite literally talking to trees. https://t.co/V7eMEs69pR

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I learned about Patriotism, Love of Country, Courage, Respect for the Flag, Conservative values and lifelong belief in Almighty God from the time I was a little girl.

It was natural to support Donald J. Trump with this kind of upbringing. 🇺🇸✝️🙏🏻⭐️💙❤️

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"In four years, Trump ideologically twisted a party that once had a coherent conservative governing philosophy, which he does not. He put a vise grip on the party’s grass roots and persuaded many of them to believe that truth does not matter." https://t.co/4zgsrJtDQC

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Gay/bi/queer men/mlm rep spotlight in But I'm A Cat Person 👨‍❤️‍👨🏳️‍🌈 💘

https://t.co/7LATp9SLgO

🇺🇸 Bennett: gay, conservative politician (he gets over it)
📺 Cohen: bi, CEO trying to be a good dad
🦊 Fox & Dotan: trans boy + bi guy, adorable ridiculous teen furries

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Conservatives don't like McCain. Check out the Ben Garrison cartoon when he died:

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