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@Italiobas Lachlan: Hey!! *he pulls him back from her* You leave Unikitty alone!!
*the two dingoes brawl in a cloud of fists and shoes*
@Italiobas Evil Lachlan: *pounces at Unikitty as she screams*
Lachlan: *grabs Evil Lachlan’s tail just in time* Oh no you don’t!!
@mlp_PieShimmer Lachlan: *jumps onto Pinkie’s cushion* And they FEEL fantastic too!
@Italiobas Unikitty: Gah!! *she gets backed into a corner* P-Please don’t eat me...!
Evil Lachlan: *he just growls stubbornly, implying that’s what he’s gonna do*
@Italiobas Gabby: C’mon, now we’ve gotta help Unikitty!
*meanwhile, Unikitty was flying as fast as she could to keep ahead of Evil Lachlan*
Music: (Bandicoot Pursuit from Crash Twinsanity)
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Unikitty: *panting*
Evil Lachlan: *barking scarily, chasing her*
@Italiobas *using the distraction to their advantage, Gabby and Gilda tended to the crusaders while Lachlan went after Unikitty*
Gabby: Don’t worry girls, we’re here!
Gilda: *untying them* Are you three okay?
@Italiobas Evil Lachlan: *he gave Unikitty a glare that tells her that she just made a mistake and to RUN FOR HER LIFE*
Applebloom: Unikitty! Run!
Sweetie Belle and Scootaloo: Run!!
@sbarra_anthony Lachlan: Who are you?
Dylon: Name’s Dylon, you haven’t seen my friends; Kobi, Emily, Lachlan, Shannon, Oliver or Bailey, have you?
@Italiobas *they follow the paw prints to an abandoned rundown shack where Unikitty finds Evil Lachlan circling the crusaders menacingly and hungrily*
Lachlan: I get it! I’m not canon, but you guys don’t have to be mean about it. 😔
@sbarra_anthony Lachlan: *giggle* I look good in yellow!
@mlp_PieShimmer Lachlan: *giggle* She looks like a teddy!
Mina/Sailor Venus: Good idea letting Anthony be me this time, Matthew.
Amy/Sailor Mercury: You must really like me a lot, Matthew.
Raye/Sailor Mars: Lachlan looks kinda cute as me.
Lita/Sailor Jupiter: And Bas Mass looks a lot more hunky than my last boyfriend, Matt, as me.
@mlp_PieShimmer Applebloom: Absolutely, Mr cutie! *scratches behind Lachlan’s ear*
Lachlan: *happy puppy whimper/sigh*
@sbarra_anthony @Italiobas @MathewNoris @SerenaMNorris @ZimIrken2006 @mlp_PieShimmer Lachlan: Aw, it was nothing. ☺️
@Italiobas Gilda: And I bet they got their tracking skills from Lachlan?
Gabby: Yes! How’d you know?
@sbarra_anthony Rainbow Dash: My backside is way bigger than your cute skinny backside. Here, I’ll show you. *turns around*
Lachlan: *looks away* No no no! It’s okay, I believe you.
@sbarra_anthony Lachlan: Yeah... my tushy isn’t fat, is it? 🥺
@sbarra_anthony Rainbow Dash: *gently pets Lachlan, showing her support*
Lachlan: Okay... um... *mumbles* Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon said I have a fat rump...
@sbarra_anthony Rainbow Dash: Do you wanna stand up and talk to me about what’s troubling you?
Lachlan: *shakes his head no*
Rainbow Dash: You want me to sit down next to you and we can talk?
Lachlan: *shakes again* Can... can we go to your place and I’ll tell you...?