How many bottles of wine you need to undress an elf?

K, 's Neira and 's Nox are having fun :D

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i'll be there if you're the toast of the town babe,
or if you strike out and you're crawling home
don't read the last page
but I stay when it's hard, or it's wrong, or we're making mistakes
i want your midnights
but I'll be cleaning up bottles with you on New Year's Day ✨

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Local News Report:

A yeen girl has been spotted on the internet kicking empty soda cans and bottles.

She’s presumed to be beautiful and dangerous so whatever you do, don’t call her cute~

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my family makes coquito every year to give out to family/friends and they made a label to put on the bottles this year with my dog 😭😭😭

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. 『酒瓶でいっぱいの光』
(Light filled with liquor bottles)

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Is she handing out gifts to sweet and kind bearcubs?
Or is she rummaging through pantries and stealing half-empty bottles of honey?
You decide!

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Met this nice fox lady and traded her 3 bottles of wine and a $10 gift card to Blockbuster for this

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opening mystas fridge and seeing eight bottles of expired milk

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“…When did you put that in the kitchen?” Jiang Shen endured the strange feeling of being stretched as he asked Bai Jinyi softly.

“I bought over a hundred bottles, and stashed them in every possible spot in the house.”

Jiang Shen was speechless.



Bai Jinyi 😂😂🔥

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Come join us this Saturday & Sunday for the Christmas Food, Drink & Gift Market in support of & - Enjoy tasters & bottles of our Norfolk-distilled award-winning spirits. We look forward to seeing you there!🍸
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16ish days late..

, pictured here as the Didelphis *virginiana*, in her orange puffer vest (a hunting season precaution) w/ pockets (& a pouch) stuffed full with tiny bottles of Tennessee Whiskey. Her den is going to be mighty cozy this winter.

https://t.co/TWHQmSepvu

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Don’t leave the bottles next to the futon

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Maybe TK sends love letters through sunken bottles? 😳

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Boom! Have some more things from my internship, this time a little bit of everything, including the BBEG. Also some nifty potions that wasn't used in the end, but I still like those round chunky bottles!

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Finally finished this! When you drink so much champagne and jiggle around enough it starts to get fizzy and bubbly resulting in two dragon-shaped bottles wadding down the street. Featuring

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The last 24 hours has been an exercise in bottles and glass

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If someone had said to me at 15 in physics class "You'll need this shit in twenty years to work out how to paint glass bottles" I'd have paid more attention.

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art i did for us as a valentine's gift on glow-in-the-dark waterbottles this year~!

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The Starweaver Vineyards have a few things they produce but the main product is wine. The main Starweaver Red, that is sold in etched cobalt blue bottles and then the early season rose.

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The story behind Snuff Bottles From the Qing Dynasty by Maaike Canne https://t.co/mOMKqjTNeN

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