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Geoffrey the English Lizard. Uptight but not snooty. Fancies himself an educated creature that enjoys the finer things.
Chap the Cactus. The dull-witted cactus that lives in Geoffrey's back yard, and Geoffrey's best friend (begrudgingly).
Puddles the Plastic Snowman. Geoffrey's pet snowman who doesn't speak, but communicates through squeaks and growls.