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Lachlan: *he was sitting in the middle of Ponyville alone, feeling sad*
@sbarra_anthony Lachlan: Uh, you’re blushing at me again. You know I’m not Kion.
Unikitty: Oh, he’s with Lightning Chill now.
@mlp_PieShimmer Lachlan: Um... a little... I want to be a fluffy statue again to make you happy, but... I also don’t want to, but I’m scared that I’ll hurt your feelings if I say no...
@mlp_PieShimmer Twilight: *giggle* Okay.
Lachlan: ...*he was thinking about whether he wanted to be a fluffy statue again or not*
@sbarra_anthony Yona: Oh, sorry.
Lachlan: *confused*
@sbarra_anthony Lachlan: *he tries to run, but runs into Yona* D’uh-oh!!
Yona: Dingo make yak best friend cry!
Lachlan: No, Yona, it’s not what you think...!!
@sbarra_anthony Unikitty: *she starts bawling*
Lachlan: Oh... uh-oh... *backing away* (Twilight’s gonna kill me... or Yona... either way, I’m dead!)
@sbarra_anthony Lachlan: What? Sonic said it in his sequel!
@sbarra_anthony Unikitty: *she starts crying*
Lachlan: Oh crap... (Either if it’s by Twilight or Yona, I’m dead...!)
@sbarra_anthony Applejack: Applebloom! Thank goodness your okay! I see you’ve met my new friend; Lachlan Dingo.
@sbarra_anthony Lachlan: *he finds Applebloom* Are you okay?!
@Italiobas Lachlan: We can do it, Unikitty! I’ve got your back!
@sbarra_anthony Lachlan: *gulp* I’m... sorry if I got your hat dirty, miss...
@sbarra_anthony Lachlan: I’m... um...
*Applejack noticed he was a little nervous about her*
@sbarra_anthony *she chases after her hat before it ends up landing on someone small... Applebloom? No... just slightly smaller...*
(This is how Applejack first met Lachlan)
@sbarra_anthony @Italiobas @mlp_PieShimmer @MathewNoris @SerenaMNorris
This is the kind of humour you can expect from Lachlan Dingo if he had a series.
(In a haunted house)
Lachlan: *shudder* “If these walls could talk...”
Rainbow Dash: “They’d say ‘lay off the beans’.”
@Italiobas Unikitty: Whoa..!! What’s this slope made of? Rocks?! *she almost loses her balance* AHH!!
Lachlan: *steadies her* I’ve gotcha!
@sbarra_anthony Lachlan: *he instinctively ran to Rainbow Dash, hid behind her and started crying*
Rainbow Dash: Lachlan! ...Hey... what’s the matter...?
@Italiobas Gabby: Gilda, Thorax and I can fly down after them, but what about you two?
Lachlan: *he had the snowboards* Snowboard time again, Unikitty?