Monaca would like to speak with your Manager! My fries are soggy and I think the nuggies were moving and talking and pleading and they tasted weird too

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Bay wanted to know if ’s batto actually tasted like candy. Art by Haikana, thank you so much! <3

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🎶Somebody once told me the world was macaroni so I took a bite out of a tree

It tasted kinda funny so I spit it on a bunny and the bunny started pooping on me🎶

8 year old me:

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If you wondered if hand sanitizer spray tasted equally as good/refreshes breath like listerine I can confirm it does not 🗿

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i just drank the monster and my brain said damn but also it tasted nasty

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Have you ever heard the outside calling?
Have you ever heard the trees singing their song?
Have you ever tasted a ray of Sun,
And have you ever held the Moon's glow?

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The best cock I've ever tasted belongs to

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From what I've tasted of desire

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This does not tasted like apples at all...

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-Victory never tasted so good-

My part of the trade with

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The moon cakes I bought yesterday tasted terrible...

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Mfw when I took a sip of milk and it tasted sour...

I'm both sad and disappointed.

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I tried to make home made ramen, that wasnt ike 25 cent ramen. And honestly I messed up so badly, it tasted worse than 25 cent ramen.

Noodles undercooked
Broke the egg
Broth tasted bland
Got porkchops instead of pork belly

Mysterious ramen shop owner would be disappointed...😭

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I last saw the Bunnymen at in October 2005, I’ve never seen, smelt or tasted so many different liquids flying through the air at a gig. Here’s my artwork of Ian

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190825 THAT TASTED PURPLE 💜💜💜💜💜💜💜

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I’ve tasted blood and it is sweet
No I won’t smile, but I’ll show you my teeth

I could play nice or I could be a bully,
I’m tired and angry but somebody should be

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The pizza in the TMNT cartoons always looked better than it tasted in real life. I want a pizza that makes me think I've matched what they were eating in the cartoon lol

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Hina: One time I tasted Tsugu-chan and not only does she smell BOPPIN she also ta-
Sayo: YOU DID WHAT TO HAZAWA-SAN?

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