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@sewernugget @Bernstein tfw Soph gains more subscribers in a 48 hour period than Buzzfeed has active fans in a day cross-platform.
Heehee
tfw you lose your powers all of a sudden #criticalrolefanart #CriticalRoleArt #CriticalRole
TFW you're making a dating sim game and you definitely didn't take any inspirations from award-winning movies.
tfw you want a gf but as soon as a girl flirts with you, you malfunction
tfw you make a new salad to fulfill your teal+bright red sensibilities also because more nightmare courtiers is always a plus
TFW your mom is an actual queen! 👑 #HappyMothersDay #SheRa @DreamWorksSheRa
TFW your mom is an actual queen! 👑 #HappyMothersDay #SheRa
tfw you have to bathe your husband every once in a while because he’s a trash cat man
(Suggestive #nsfw for the next part but I want to make sure people avoid or block/mute me for my terrible humor. Possible #deletelater )
tfw you want to play Smash but you have a headache because your glasses pinch your nose and you couldn't sleep due to hunger
@TheBlueBlurYT >tfw you bite on ice cream but it feels too cold against your teeth
[SPOILERS] TFW youve ran out of bodyguards and all you have left is a scummy Mold Doctor and his human pet.
> tfw you want to draw the new #McLaren #GT as a car waifu but only have a silhouette to work with @McLarenAuto
Tfw you're minding your own business and some dragon tells ya to take your pants(?) off.
@Cinna_bat
tfw u make a new character and he makes you feel like everything is probably gonna be okay