Raz: "Dinner is served!!!"
Oleander: "*Gasp. He proceeds to pick up the burger with 3 buns (Big Mac Style).*"
Raz: "*Whispers to Loboto as he says this* Three buns..."
Based on Spongebob Season 12 Episode Kooky Cooks.
(You wanted to see)

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2021-06-18

oc commission of Red Oleander

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2021-06-17

Raz: "That's a nice touch...what a soothing projection screen..."
Oleander: "*Running up the stairs to the National Plane Museum and Sees Raz sitting in the pilot's seat* THAT'S NOT A PROJECTION SCREEN!!!!! *He runs and jumps into Raz' lap*"

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2021-06-17

Raz: "Now to get your bubble moving, just pump your legs like this *Raz makes hup hup sounds and puts his legs up and down. He passes the steering wheel to Oleander, who looses his balance and blows up and squishes himself and Raz in the whole bubble car.*
Raz: "Nice start..."

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2021-06-17

Oleander: "Let's see here...This week's Hall Monitor will be ummm...Elton..no..J.T...no...Elka...Chops...Chloe...Kitty...Vernon...*Panicked Gasp* RAZPUTIN?"
*Raz starts to move forward in his desk*
Based on Spongebob Season 1 Episode Hall Monitor.

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2021-06-17

Oleander: "Oh? Why would I care about that?"
Raz: "*Gasp* Coach Oleander? Don't you care about what happens to Dr. Loboto, Benny, my pet frog, me?"
Oleander: "Not particularly..."
Based on Spongebob Season 8 Episode Move It or Lose It.

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2021-06-17

(TW//Trigger Warning: Gun)
Oleander: "*Deflates and is relieved* I don't know what that was all about, but I'm glad its over..."
Based on Spongebob Season 9 Episode Spongebob Longpants.
Scene request by / (Not sure which you'd prefer, which i why i used both)

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2021-06-16

Oleander: *Serves the chilli and Raz' nose pops out* Ahhhhh..."
Raz: "*The rest of his face comes out of the chilli and he talks in a creepy voice* Coach Oleander... *Oleander looks creeped out* It's me Razputin..."
Oleander: "When are these horrific hallucinations going to end?"

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2021-06-16


Oleander: "The robots have stolen priceless Artwork from the Museum. If you can return it all to me, I will reward you with a badge."
Raz: "Why do you want all that artwork?"
Oleander: "Don't ask questions you aren't prepared to handle the answers to.
(See drawing)

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2021-06-16

*Jasper Rolls turns his head around*
Oleander: "*Pacing in circles and back and forth* But you'll terrify my students. They'll quit and they'll never come back."
Based on a Spongebob Comic from Issue (Driving Dutchman).

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2021-06-16

Police: "I'm going to have to ask you to step out of the jeep, sir! Do you know why I pulled you over?"
Oleander: "You saw my plates on my rap sheet? *He holds his hands out like he's ready to be handcuffed*"
Based on Spongebob Season 10 Episode Burst Your Bubble (Watched today)

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2021-06-15

Oleander: "Yes but that would be cheating..."
Dogen (Walkie-Talkie): "Ha Cheating! HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!! *The screen zooms in on Raz' shocked face*"
Raz: "I'm Cheating!? Coach Oleander?"
Oleander: "Yes, my Star Pupil?"
Raz: "I think I'm cheating?"

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2021-06-15

Raz: "*Finshes sharpening his pencil and walks back to his seat* N E D'oh! *His pencil breaks again and walks up to the sharpener, whistling and oleander stares at him angry with his fists clenched*"
Based on Spongebob Season 2 Episode No Free Rides

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2021-06-15

Oleander: "You want stars? I'll GIVE YOU STARS!!! *He walks towards Edgar and Loboto and starts to whack them with the apple tree, that Edgar planted in his (Oleander's) mouth. Stars go above Edgar and Loboto*"
Edgar: "Ah...Stars...beautiful stars..."

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2021-06-15

Raz: "But-But...Me But WHY?!"
Oleander: "*Points to himself* BECAUSE THE BIG FAT MEANIE SAID SO!!! *Points to the back of the room* NOW GO!!!"
Raz: "*Walks to the back of class angrily* THANKS A LOT DOGEN!!! >:("
Dogen: "Sure thing, buddy"

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2021-06-14

*Raz' star gets taken away from him and he falls out of his seat onto the floor*
Dogen: "*He raises his hand* Coach Oleander, Is it nap time?"
Oleander: "RAZPUTIN! I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOUR NONSENSE!!! COLLECT YOUR THINGS AND MOVE TO THE AVAILABLE DESK IN THE BACK OF THE ROOM!!!!!"

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2021-06-14

Oleander: "Welcome to the test track! Now I want you all to pull out Slowly and Carefully. Understand?"
Edgar: "*All Innocent* Slowly and Carefully. Got it."
*Egdar and Loboto stare at each other angrily. They both crash into Raz' tank.*
Oleander: "WHA? *Apple falls out of mouth"

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2021-06-14

Oleander: "BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!"
Based on Spongebob Season 12 Episode Kooky Cooks.

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2021-06-14

Another Kooky Cooks redraw. Holy Moly Oleander's face is so cursed. Oleander, don't you Raz is there? Don't!
Based on Spongebob Season 12 Episode Kooky Cooks.

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2021-06-14

*Oleander and Raz almost crash into a tree*
Oleander: "*Has a cursed, funny, shocked expression. Gasp.* We didn't crash!!!! *He smiles funny and creepily*"
Based on Spongebob Season 12 Episode Lighthouse Louie.

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2021-06-13