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@sbarra_anthony Unikitty: Oh no! Even the big bad Wolf doesn’t deserve this! Wolf, quick! Climb back up!
*too late*
@sbarra_anthony Lachlan: ...In time for... what?
Angel: Oh, I expected the ladies to be back now. But next time you shrink down, I’m definitely getting my delicious revenge on you... *chuckle*
Lachlan: *Unikitty picks him up gently like a LEGO minifigure* Yeah, in your dreams, fluffbutt!
@sbarra_anthony *he puts Lachlan down*
Lachlan: *whew* Thanks Angel!
Angel: Thank Unikitty, not me. She reminded me of the time you saved my life.
@sbarra_anthony Unikitty: ANGEL, NO! You wouldn’t do that to the puppy who saved you from those timberwolves, would you?
@sbarra_anthony Unikitty: HIGH-PITCHED VOICE?! *gasp!* Lachlan, you’re shrinking!
Lachlan: I am? Oh, that explains why everyone’s getting taller.
@sbarra_anthony Gilda: Arr, smart decision “first mate”. Fluttershy, release the prisoners, I’ve got dinner plans with this scallywag!
Lachlan: Protect our treasure, Captain Unikitty! Protect it!!
Fluttershy: Unikitty, your crew is free to go!
*they all escape the ship... all but one*
@sbarra_anthony Lachlan and Unikitty: Guns?!
Twilight: You heard me.
Rainbow Dash: Y’AARR!! *draws her pirate pistol* YOU’LL NEVER GET OUR TREASURE, CAPTAIN GILDA!!
@sbarra_anthony Lachlan: I’ll hide the gold doubloons under the tables, I’ll hide the brooches in the fridges, and I’ll hide the chocolate bunny in my tummy!
Angel: Wait, I’m not a chocolate- *CHOMP!*
Unikitty: Arr! Is the treasure safe, first mate dingo?
@sbarra_anthony Rarity: Oh dear oh dear, not Nega Lachlan!!
Pinkie Pie: Nega Lachlan?! Where?!
Applejack: *shudder* Nega Lachlan gives me the creeps!
Unikitty: ...Who?
@sbarra_anthony *he shows her a picture*
Unikitty: Ohh... you look so nervously happy with her!
@Italiobas Kado: Do you think he’s found it?
Unikitty: *gasps at the thought of it*
@SonicBoom28042 @Italiobas Lachlan: *takes Unikitty’s paw and walks her to the Bucket O Sushi, making her blush a little*
@Italiobas Kado: Those two friends of yours from earlier? They’re coming to find us.
Unikitty: *gulps, realising they must’ve discovered her pillow decoy*
@Italiobas Unikitty: Okay, well one time... *a slideshow plays* ...my friends and I turned our couch into a ship to fight space pirates, another time, my little brother and I saved the coin people from evil wishing wells, and another time, I was a news cat on TV...
*3 hours later*
@sbarra_anthony Winona: *she walks in holding two milkshakes, one strawberry for her and a blueberry for Puppycorn* More B-Bark paparazzi, Puppycorn?
Puppycorn: Winona, you’re back! Look, Unikitty’s here too!
Fun fact about my OC:
His electric/wind power being connected to his emotions is heavily influenced by Unikitty’s fire power being connected to her own emotions.
@SonicBoom28042 @Italiobas Unikitty: Those poor little wisps..!
Lachlan: Um... guys? W-Where’s Yacker?
@Italiobas Brock: Found what-? Whoa, that’s one dope spaceship toy you got there dude!
Master Frown: (Toy? So it must belong to Unikitty’s wimpy little brother; Puppycorn! Bonus!)