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Oleander: "Yes...Uh...Well...What's the second thing you do?"
Raz: "*Nervously* 1924?"
Dogen (Walkie-Talkie): "No. Put it in drive."
Raz: "*Turns to Oleander* Put it in drive?"
Based on Spongebob Season 1 Episode Boating School.
Raz: "Ok! See you on the road! Here I come Coach Oleander! *Does somersaults in the air many times* I'm ready! I'm Ready! I'm ready! I'm ready! *Oleander Sighs*"
Gosh the angle of Oleander's face is so cursed and Raz being tiny
Based on Spongebob Season 1 Episode Boating School.
Raz: "Coach Oleander...I don't feel like I did anything..."
Oleander: "That's extra credit is supposed to feel!"
Raz: "Really?!"
Oleander: "Besides, Here's your Basic Braining Merit Badge! *He hands it to Raz with a smile.*"
Raz: "My merit badge!"
Raz causing Ad Nauseam again at the National Plane Museum because he will not stop talking and showing off again and it angers Oleander and he growls.
Oleander: "*Growls*"
Based on Spongebob Season 6 Episode Nautical Novice.
Oleander: "Looks can be deceiving! Observe! Here Razputin, Hold this! *He hands Razputin a wheel. Raz gives funny with the wheel around the demolition derby office, while Oleander and the derby manager watch. Raz crashes into a wall.*"
my new d&d character, a lil owlfolk named Oleander Brambleworth 🦉
literally the feywild is my fav thing im so excited for all the additions ty wizards of the coast <3
Comic book cover Based on Spongebob Season 1 Episode Boating School, but instead of Boating School, it's Basic Braining with Razuptin Aquato and Oleander and Dogen and Benny (He appears at the beginning) and you have seen my art based on frames.
Likes and retweets are appreciated
*Raz puts his little unicycle in his briefcase and lands in Oleander's tank with Oleander in it. He does his seatbelt*
Raz: "So, What do you say, Coach Oleander? *Oleander does his seatbelt* Let's Get This Part Started!"
*Raz bumps the tank twice, while trying to back out.*
Oleander: "If only Razputin could pass his Basic Braining test, he'd be out of my life once and for all...I keep on getting reminded of the consequences, if I get too angry...I can't even leave camp without violating parole...oooo...if only there was some way..."
*Raz and Oleander crash into a cabin with two teens watching a movie (Going Bananas in 3D!) and the two teens laugh*
Oleander: "*Takes out his pen and writes Raz' Score as he is talking* I think it is safe to say that you have once again FAILED YOUR BASIC BRAINING TEST!!!"
Raz: "Coach Oleander? Are you ok?"
Oleander: "Just-Just start driving..."
*Raz puts the tank in reverse and Oleander notices and gets angry*
Oleander: "TURN THIS TANK AROUND IMMEDIATELY!!!"
Raz: "*Panicked* Right away, sir!"
Based on Spongebob Season 9 Episode Bumper to Bumper.
Oleander: "Not so fast! There's one more challenger! I'M THE DARK BUNNY!!! *He strats the car and bumps into the campers in the stands. Some even wind up on top od his art and Raz is there too. He is extremely MAD, MORE THAN EVER!!!!*"
Oleander: "You know, this whole bubble thing isn't so bad! *Chuckles* See I Could-"
Raz: "Coach Oleander! You got on the freeway by mistake! Look out!"
Oleander: *Screams and panics*
Raz: "It's ok, just calm down!"
*Oleander continues to scream and the duo go round and round*
Oleander: "I did it!"
Raz: "Coach Oleander, You're ready."
Oleander: "Really?!"
Raz: "Absolutely! You just need to pass your final test, out there! *Points the the road with all kids and adults in bubble mobiles*"
Oleander: *Shudders in fear*
Dogen: "*Running out of Coach Oleander's Classroom with Raz' Underwear googles* Hey where are you going? You forgot the goggles! Razputin! Wait! *Raz drives in Oleander's jeep* Razputin! Wait!"
Oleander: "*Runs out of his class, angrily* YOU CAN'T TAKE MY JEEP! RAZPUTIN?!"
Cops: "*Crying, emotional* That was beautiful :) Yeah I never even knew some of those things myself."
Oleander: "AH HA! Finally, the long arm of the law has caught up with you! I guess I won't have to see you in my BASIC BRAINING CLASS FOR THE NEXT 5 - 10 YEARS! *Laughs evilly*"
Benny: "I don't know how it could get any worse...*Raz and Dogen fall and scream loudly*"
Raz: "Howdy guys! I'm back in the nick of time!"
Dogen: "*Takes face out of sand* We're heroes!"
Benny: "You're Morons!"
Oleander: "It's too late! Edgar's taken everything!"
Raz: "*Smiles creepily* Are you sure, you're sure, you're sure, you're sure, you're sure, you're sure, you're sure?"
Oleander: "*Sweating, annoyed, and panicked* Actually...Razputin, I WILL Play! *Proceeds to lift his jeep up, struggles, throws it at the tree nearby and pants*".
Oleander: "*After the duo crash into a tree a second time. He blows up and talks in a deep voice* Oh, Rapzutin, WHY?!"
Another frame from this classic and hilarious scene and this time Oleander has a pog mouth because why not? :)
Based on Spongebob Season 1 Episode Boating School