Gilda: Arr, smart decision “first mate”. Fluttershy, release the prisoners, I’ve got dinner plans with this scallywag!

Lachlan: Protect our treasure, Captain Unikitty! Protect it!!

Fluttershy: Unikitty, your crew is free to go!

*they all escape the ship... all but one*

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Lachlan and Unikitty: Guns?!

Twilight: You heard me.

Rainbow Dash: Y’AARR!! *draws her pirate pistol* YOU’LL NEVER GET OUR TREASURE, CAPTAIN GILDA!!

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Lachlan: I’ll hide the gold doubloons under the tables, I’ll hide the brooches in the fridges, and I’ll hide the chocolate bunny in my tummy!

Angel: Wait, I’m not a chocolate- *CHOMP!*

Unikitty: Arr! Is the treasure safe, first mate dingo?

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Rarity: Oh dear oh dear, not Nega Lachlan!!

Pinkie Pie: Nega Lachlan?! Where?!

Applejack: *shudder* Nega Lachlan gives me the creeps!

Unikitty: ...Who?

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*he shows her a picture*

Unikitty: Ohh... you look so nervously happy with her!

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Kado: Do you think he’s found it?

Unikitty: *gasps at the thought of it*

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Lachlan: *takes Unikitty’s paw and walks her to the Bucket O Sushi, making her blush a little*

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Kado: Those two friends of yours from earlier? They’re coming to find us.

Unikitty: *gulps, realising they must’ve discovered her pillow decoy*

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Unikitty: Okay, well one time... *a slideshow plays* ...my friends and I turned our couch into a ship to fight space pirates, another time, my little brother and I saved the coin people from evil wishing wells, and another time, I was a news cat on TV...

*3 hours later*

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Winona: *she walks in holding two milkshakes, one strawberry for her and a blueberry for Puppycorn* More B-Bark paparazzi, Puppycorn?

Puppycorn: Winona, you’re back! Look, Unikitty’s here too!

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Fun fact about my OC:

His electric/wind power being connected to his emotions is heavily influenced by Unikitty’s fire power being connected to her own emotions.

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Unikitty: Those poor little wisps..!

Lachlan: Um... guys? W-Where’s Yacker?

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Brock: Found what-? Whoa, that’s one dope spaceship toy you got there dude!

Master Frown: (Toy? So it must belong to Unikitty’s wimpy little brother; Puppycorn! Bonus!)

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Unikitty: In my art style too! Wait, anime? Don’t anime characters swear?

Raven: Lachie doesn’t, but I thought he did when I first met him.

*flashback*

Raven: *in a bad mood* Out of the way, chocolate mop hair! *smacks him down*

Lachie: OW!! FARGIN’ DAG CRAB NUGGETS!!

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Smolder: Yeah, it was about 2 in the morning and-

Unikitty: Like I said; EMPTY!!

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Gallus: Professor Lachlan is right, lots of students were interested in coming to this school-

Unikitty: NU-UH!! I went outside to have a dance party last night and the courtyard was empty Gallus! EMPTY!!

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Take a guess who my current character hyperfixiation is.

I can't get this cat out of my head, she lives in there rent free.

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