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@Italiobas Evil Lachlan: *he grabs the three fillies and raced out of the psychetron lab*
CMCs: *screaming for help*
@Italiobas Gabby: That’s not Lachlan...! He’s right next to me!
Lachlan: That’s some sort of... EVIL me!
Evil Lachlan: *he suddenly looks at Scootaloo, Sweetie Belle and Applebloom and growls ferociously*
@mlp_PieShimmer Lachlan “Mountain of fur” is one of my nicknames!
Matthew/Techno Lightning, Serena/Candy Dancer and Lachlan: Happy 31st Anniversary Sonic!
Sonic the Hedgehog: Thanks guys, like your Sonic, Amy and Tails costumes!
@Italiobas Evil Lachlan: *growls scarily*
Unikitty: *screams and jumps back*
@LachlanBerthel1 *The first thing that got Lachlan's attention was the blue floofy statue of a pegasus filly, standing on a blue fluffy pedestal that had a red, gray, and purple striped shield that had a blue lightning bolt within a purple wing engraved on it*
@Italiobas *she suddenly saw that she was face to face with another Lachlan, but this one had blood red fur and hair, yellow eyes, a chipped ear, a gray torn hoodie, toes poking out through the worn out sneakers and had the look of a wild feral animal*
Evil Lachlan: *growling fiercely*
@Italiobas Lachlan: Um... Unikitty? ...I’m over here...! *he and the others were backing away slowly in horror, even Gilda was scared*
@sbarra_anthony Rainbow Dash: *hugs him with her wings* C’mere buddy.
Lachlan: *he cries as the girls huddle in a group hug for him*
@sbarra_anthony Lachlan: It’s just... you girls are my only friends! And I keep having thoughts about you having a fight so bad that you’d split up and forget all about me... I don’t know what I’d do without any of you... *light sobbing*
@sbarra_anthony Fluttershy: *bawling* I don’t know, but our arguing must’ve literally broken Lachlan’s huge yet fragile heart, and it killed him!!
Lachlan: *keeps up the act*
@sbarra_anthony
*Once when the Mane Six were arguing, Lachlan just straight up played dead*
@sbarra_anthony Lachlan: It was just a voodoo doll I found while helping Rainbow Dash clean her place.
Discord: That explains it.
@sbarra_anthony Lachlan: Oh, wait. *he takes the pins out of the doll*
@sbarra_anthony Rainbow Dash: Oh, that’s just my old voodoo doll of him, it doesn’t work so you should just throw it out.
Lachlan: What’s a voodoo doll? *he takes one of the pins and pokes the doll in its butt*
@sbarra_anthony Lachlan: No problem, bestie! Hey looks! I found a doll of Discord with pins poking into it.
@sbarra_anthony Firio: First, I need to uncover Lachlan Dingo’s secrets, they might be able to help us in case the evil we face is too much.
@sbarra_anthony Luna: *she trots over and brushes Lachlan’s tail the way he loves it*
*in Ponyville...*
Applejack: *she rushed over to Rainbow Dash, Fluttershy, Rarity and Pinkie Pie* Girls, y’all gotta see this!!
@sbarra_anthony Discord: The cutest!
Celestia: *kiss kiss kiss kiss*
Lachlan: *laughing*