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@Italiobas *she suddenly saw that she was face to face with another Lachlan, but this one had blood red fur and hair, yellow eyes, a chipped ear, a gray torn hoodie, toes poking out through the worn out sneakers and had the look of a wild feral animal*
Evil Lachlan: *growling fiercely*
@Italiobas Lachlan: Um... Unikitty? ...I’m over here...! *he and the others were backing away slowly in horror, even Gilda was scared*
@sbarra_anthony Rainbow Dash: *hugs him with her wings* C’mere buddy.
Lachlan: *he cries as the girls huddle in a group hug for him*
@sbarra_anthony Lachlan: It’s just... you girls are my only friends! And I keep having thoughts about you having a fight so bad that you’d split up and forget all about me... I don’t know what I’d do without any of you... *light sobbing*
@sbarra_anthony Fluttershy: *bawling* I don’t know, but our arguing must’ve literally broken Lachlan’s huge yet fragile heart, and it killed him!!
Lachlan: *keeps up the act*
@sbarra_anthony
*Once when the Mane Six were arguing, Lachlan just straight up played dead*
@sbarra_anthony Lachlan: It was just a voodoo doll I found while helping Rainbow Dash clean her place.
Discord: That explains it.
@sbarra_anthony Lachlan: Oh, wait. *he takes the pins out of the doll*
@sbarra_anthony Rainbow Dash: Oh, that’s just my old voodoo doll of him, it doesn’t work so you should just throw it out.
Lachlan: What’s a voodoo doll? *he takes one of the pins and pokes the doll in its butt*
@sbarra_anthony Lachlan: No problem, bestie! Hey looks! I found a doll of Discord with pins poking into it.
@sbarra_anthony Firio: First, I need to uncover Lachlan Dingo’s secrets, they might be able to help us in case the evil we face is too much.
@sbarra_anthony Luna: *she trots over and brushes Lachlan’s tail the way he loves it*
*in Ponyville...*
Applejack: *she rushed over to Rainbow Dash, Fluttershy, Rarity and Pinkie Pie* Girls, y’all gotta see this!!
@sbarra_anthony Discord: The cutest!
Celestia: *kiss kiss kiss kiss*
Lachlan: *laughing*
@sbarra_anthony Lachlan: *he whimpers even more happily being hugged by her*
@sbarra_anthony Lachlan: *sits down and nuzzles Twilight’s tummy, whimpering*
@sbarra_anthony
(Lachlan always beats Discord at this game!)
Lachlan: Hey Discord, think of a number between 1 and 10!
Discord: *chuckling* Okay, but this time you’ll never guess what number I’m thinking-
Lachlan: 5!
Discord: How did you-?! (How does he win every time?)
@sbarra_anthony Rainbow Dash: Right, pal? ...Lachlan? Where’d he go? *she noticed the others staring at her in disbelief*
@sbarra_anthony *Discord picks Lachlan up and gives him a tight fatherly cuddle*
@sbarra_anthony Unikitty: *noticed Lachlan stepped back* ...Uh oh, Yona’s gonna flatten me again, right?
Twilight: No, she’s sleeping on the floor.
Yona: *snoring on the floor*