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『今日は 面倒だし
〈Uber(ウーバー)〉頼むか』
〈なぜ流行るか?〉
馴染みの お店 出前
〘少し 頼まなく〉 なると
店員
『最近、あの人 注文ないな』
客
「あの店 頼まないから
店の前 通るのヤダな」
面倒な人間 関係を🤖
、、いや〈Uber〉で
考えなく イケるからかも
Uber proud to see these two pieces I made featured on this week's @PosterSpy #MondayMotivaton As always, check it out, as it is filled with amazing art from talented members of this community that grows every day in numbers and quality. Thank you! #attackontitan #TheLastDuel https://t.co/h8MU8zOFMU
I BOUGHT LOTS OF FOOD CUS I GOT A COUPON FOR UBER EATS BUT I COULDN'T TASTE ANY OF IT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
When I get a notification thinking it's my uber eats driver arriving but it's actually a notice that student loan interests will resume soon
MIGHTY DETH-TROY-R joins the #BattleCats IRON LEGION!
Get a chance at this powerful new unit this weekend, January 21st (11am) through 24th (11am), alongside a guaranteed Uber Rare hero in every 11-capsule draw!
#TheBattleCats
@HeyShika Dejas al caballo en piloto automático, que solito siga los caminos y a disfrutar del Uber equino.
@spideybarness hello best friebf i both write and art becausr im just uber cool (like u) 😼😼
no spoilers here :)
From the mind of illustrator Julius Tan is a world full of extremes: extra cute, ultra big, super small, really wide and uber tall! Find elves, starships, furry friends, and giant robots to tell your next story on Storybird! #Artist #WriteGoal
https://t.co/a1HOtvX3Iz
喉痛いときに辛いもの食べないようにしなね、たぶん僕コ口ナなんですけど保健所に後回しにされ過ぎて症状出た日から5日目です、自宅待機だしUberで海鮮丼食べたいんで誰か奢ってください。ホタテといくらの入ったやつが食べたいです。