Ryan is an incompetent criminal. Fears guns, avoids hurting others. Does petty crime like stealing shiny keychains.

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This Week’s Hint: Chains. Unbreakable! Some have said that they’re made of adamantium. http://t.co/CigxgQuNEl

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Prompt: "tiny blue elk. it wears a parka. it carries a cellphone with a ridiculous amount of charms and keychains."

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